In a Hillary ad, it talks about all the challenges a president can face and shows clips of various problems. One clip shows Osama bin Laden. Now, this doesn’t faze Republicans who understand reality and have penises, but the Obama camp is actually whining about it. Obama, currently cowering under his desk and wetting himself, sent out his spokesman to blubber, “That’s the politics of fear!”
Bitch, please.
That’s the problem with the Democrats today: They have a shrill faction of them with whom serious issues can’t even be discussed or they throw a conniption fit. Thus the Democrats are splitting with a conflict between those ninnies and the Democrats who actually have higher mental functions and at least a drop of testosterone.
It’s not just the Democrats who are turning against each other; the terrorist are slap-fighting too. Ahmadinejad suggested that the U.S. government did the 9/11 attack, and now Zawahiri is upset saying that Iran is trying to take credit away from the Sunnis in al Qaeda. So, in his latest tape, instead of just denouncing America the whole time, he also spends half his time denouncing Iran.
Do you see what’s happening here, people? Right now Bush is unpopular, but what the history books are going to say is that he served two terms as president after which both the Democrats and the terrorists were in shambles. And there will be a footnote that says, “Karl Rove is a magnificent bastard.”
Amen Reverend!! Testify!
The first sign of opposition from a woman, (albeit an scary evil woman) Obama runs away. No wonder this guy’s running for the white house. He wants the Secret Service and the Leathernecks to protect him.
No attacks on America in 6.5 years; Go Dubya!
(Well, at least no attacks from Al-Quaida (sp) or OUTSIDE forces flying into our buildings).
Now how do we stop the attacks from inside our shores? Code Pinkos, LibDems, illegals, etc. I’m looking at you…
The last paragraph is possibly the best summation of how history will probably view W’s two terms that I’ve ever heard.
Obama is a inexperienced boy.
He should have said, “Unlike Senator Clinton, I have recognized from the very start that our enemy in the war on terror is Osama Bin Laden, and so voted against the war in Iraq while she supported the policy of George Bush and John McCain.”
He’d still have been wrong, because the war on terror is where the terrorists are. It’s not a fight against one guy, but against anyone who tries to use violence against civilians as a political tool. Like William Ayers.
But instead of blasting Hillary, he whined in order to appeal the idiots who say they’re tired of the bickering in Washington.
Nice strategy, Barack: appeal to people who don’t vote.
I’ve got to agree. I think the Cliff Notes of your 2050 American History Book will include that exact paragraph, except I would use the Karl Rove sentence as the title. Brilliant!
If McCain cannot beat either of these clowns, he does not deserve to be president. I do not care how difficult a GOP year it is — these two people are clowns.
It’s phased not fazed, you illiterate. You hope to faze in a new style of writing, with extra Hope ‘n’ Change(TM), by which your hope your regulars are not phased. Or, if you’re phased by the prospect of their disapproval, you might stay in your current faze of light sardonicism instead.
#8 You got it backwards. Frank is right
1. fazed – caused to show discomposure; “refused to be fazed by the objections”
bothered, daunted
discomposed – having your composure disturbed; “looked about with a wandering and discomposed air”
phased, phas·ing, phas·es
1. To plan or carry out systematically by phases.
2. To set or regulate so as to be synchronized.
That’s what I thought, RAML.
Disorganizing the terrorists is the first step to getting rid of them. Hopefully, President Bush’s successor is sufficiently warlike to actually obliterate the bastards.
i loved this post! make us a t-shirt that says “Obama Stop Whining – Your Penis Is Embarrassed”.