Sometimes, the solutions are obvious.
How to solve the Iran crisis? Easy. And, I think the left will go along with it. Why don’t we send an Iranian to the moon?
Now think about it. The left was wetting themselves in excitement when Barack Obama had NASA doing “Muslim outreach.” This suggestion would be the culmination of that.
The question is, which Iranian. Well, I suggest putting no limit on it. We could dedicate an entire fleet, if necessary, to sending Iranians to the moon. And, we could begin with Ali Khamenei, then Hassan Rouhani, and all their generals. Welcome them with open arms, load them on a rocket, and send them to the moon.
Just think about how meaningful all this would be. What’s that symbol on all those flags, after all?

Yep, that’s a crescent moon. So, imagine how important a symbol it would be to send all those Iranians to the moon. That would show just how nice and friendly the U.S. is, right?
Oh, and that star in the crescent and star? I suggest we replicate that too. Like this:

Right on the Mecca Moon Base. We’d do the ultimate in Muslim outreach, and achieve Frank J’s lifelong goal, all at one time.
I don’t see a down side.

We can send them, and let them figure out on their own how to get back.
What? And deprive Frank J. his nuking of the moon?
Well it would not necessarily negate a nuking, just make it a more time flexible decision.
It’s like that South Park episode back when they were good and watchable.
We’ll contract the Mexican Space Agency for the space vehicles to do it.
All my friends love a low orbit rider…
Free Wheillzyx is still on the moon.