* So Obama had a press conference and told Republicans to take on sacred cows… this coming from the guy who won’t even cut NPR — for which no one can come up with coherent argument of why Car Talk is such special speech that it needs government funding — or Planned Parenthood — which he needs to appease his sick base who isn’t just happy with abortion being legal but also needs to rub everyone’s faces in it by making them pay for it. Of course Obama’s biggest sacred cow is coming up with an actual balanced budget himself instead of going golfing. It does get rather difficult in America when the president is an obstacle to everything that needs to get done.
* Obama still won’t come out in favor of gay marriage. Everyone knows he’s a mindless, by the numbers liberal, so we know his real position on the issue, but he still acts like he’s against it. The gay marriage proponents act like it’s the biggest civil rights issue ever ever, but the left-wing messiah still doesn’t want to be seen associating with it.
* There’s a new poll showing Obama losing to a generic Republican, and that’s great, but there’s one part that’s disturbing. While most races are pretty split on Obama, he still has 95% support from blacks. When are we going to address this huge racism problem? You don’t get a number like that from people intelligently weighing the issues, that’s just pure “rally around the guy with the same race as me”. Martin Luther King’s dream of people not being judged by the color of their skin and instead the content of their character means in this case telling Obama, “Get out of the White House, you dummy!”
BTW, you 5% — you guys are awesome.
* John Kerry told Don Imus that he could “have been a good President. Maybe even a great one.” But isn’t everyone looking at the job Obama is doing and thinking in comparison they would be an awesome president? The guy ripping your ticket before you enter the movie theater is probably thinking to himself, “Wow, I’m almost overqualified compared to Obama.”
* By trying to get more taxes, California has chased off more revenue. They wanted to tax Amazon, and now Amazon has shut down its affiliate program in California. Here’s a tip for people who want more tax revenue: You get most of it from middle class people with jobs. When people have jobs, they pay income tax. When you raise taxes — especially on rich people who make jobs — you lose those middle class jobs and the tax revenue you get from them. Don’t focus on taxing; focus on letting industry grow and then you’ll get more tax revenue.
And move out of California. Just let the place die.
* Chris Hansen was caught cheating on hidden camera. Maybe it’s because I never saw the show, but I don’t get why so many people are acting like he got the comeuppance he had coming. “That’s what you get for picking on all those child predators!”
* Wisdom of the Day: “America: where if you work hard, take risks, and create jobs, someday you too can pay for other people’s mistakes.” – Jim Treacher
* BTW, I’m thinking of making this like a daily thing, but I need a better title. Preferably using the fact that my name is also an adjective… like “Frank New Analysis.” But it needs to be punchier; see, Jim Geraghty has his Morning Jolt. I want something dynamic like that… like “Frank Looks at New Items and Tries to Say Something Witty.” Anyway, if someone comes up with a good title, you’ll win… HIGH PRAISE. Think about having that; you’ll finally be able to go home and tell your kids, or your cats, or — most likely — your collectible action figures that you did something significant today.
How about “Frankly Speaking”?
Frank Talk
Buttercup Bullets
Obama makes Lurch Kerry look good. Obama is just that bad.
Obama won’t come out for gay marriage becaus he would be outed.
“The guy ripping your ticket before you enter the movie theater is probably thinking to himself, “Wow, I’m almost overqualified compared to Obama.”
The guy who rips your ticket at the movie theater is far more qualified than Obama…he’s held a job.
* FRANK FRIES THE NEWS: HE COOKS IT, YOU EAT IT
* FRANK FLASHES THE NEWS
* FRANK IS ALREADY SMARTER THAN CRONKITE
OK um….
Frankly Speaking I understand why the Obama still won’t come out totally in favor of gay marriage!
And it’s simply because he doesn’t want to be on the same side as Ron Paul who is also pro-drugs.
It could also be that the “Root of the PaulBot Movement” goes back to that short lived period in Rock-n-Roll that we call Angry PUNK ROCK. Yes without all that Anti-Establishment, Down with Governemnt, Pro-Anarchy punk rock (as an agent of radical social and political change) there might not be a Ron Paul! In fact without Punk Rock there would be no PaulBots.
Anyway I understand why Obama distances himself very carefully from Ron Paul’s supporters which can be seen in the following VIDEO at a Ron Paul approved Pro Drug event.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP8nGNbk7oQ&feature=related
better audio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFltXDMQsQQ
Daily Franking
Frank News Daily
Frnak’s Shack
* Frank Reports, You Decide
* Frank News: Unfair and Unbalanced
* Frankly Frank
* The News with F**k U. Frankly
Franking Privileges
You sometimes do “Frank Talk”, right? So that’s out.
To Be Frank . . . (OK, you’re Frank)
Frank, Incensed.
King of the Franks
“That’s Frank.” (from Cars)
Frankly, I’m exhausted.
IIRC, 90% of blacks vote Democrat regardless of skin color, so it’s mostly just racist groupthink that if all their black friends vote for someone, so should they. Like black people are better voters or something.
Yeah, “frankly” is good. Like “Frankly Newsy”. Or “Franker News”. Or you could verbify Frank, like “Franked News”. All the news that’s fit to Frank.
Actually, the name “Frank” is sounding really weird to me right now. Frank. FRANK. Weird.
‘Being Frank’
…not that there is anything wrong with that.
I think you should change your name to Roger and then ask us again.
All the Frank ness has me thinking of Wiener all of a sudden… Thanks!
Frank’s News I Report, I Decide
Wiener Update
Wiener Roast With Frank
Ball Park Frank
I Got Kicked Out of The Congress, She Got The Shaft By Anthony Wiener – News from Frank
Again…just shooting for Low Praise…sigh…
“Get Franked”
“Frank & Honest”
“Perfectly Frnak”
Frank spills the Beans.
Frankly my Dear we don’t give a damn about the News
Frank in your Face
Frank N Stein News
Frank Reporting Real Facts
Frank, bloggin like a bad mother…ew shut yo mouth
I gotta get back to work. That’s not a news title, thats just a fact.
Frank’z Nooze Notez
Frank, Not Franken
You, Sir, Are A Fascist, Sir
Frankwire
Inside Frankball
Frankfire
Frank Morning, America
Frankty Minutes
The Frank/Frank Report
The Frank Group
Frankday
Frankwitness News
Franking Line
Franks & Beens
News Frankly
Minitrue Today
Oldspeak Translates Newspeak
Before the Memory Hole
Winston Smith’s Inbox
Yeah, I have a problem with our fine, media betters.
My personal favorite would be
FrnakJ Reads The Nesw
Frank Me Daily
Frank Nukes the News.
WTFrank
Getting Franked with the news
Frank: With just a hint of news
Franked up News Today
Frankly Not Giving a Damn
OK, that sucks. But it does sum up my attitude to that whole dreadful movie.
My submission:
Frank Has the Smartiest Commenters in the World
That should be “Get out of the White House, you BIG dummy!”
Frank’s Daily Spank
Frank Phlegming
“Stupid Things Liberals Say” – That’s pretty much all the news is anyway.
Frank In the Morning
Frank’s Place
Frank’s Morning Mood
Actually California IS dead, and has been for quite a few years now. Currently it is more comparable to a zombie than to a living, vibrant, entity. It just shuffles along mindlessly seeking more and more taxes rather than brains as human zombies do. If California was a person it would be living under a bridge and would only come out at night.
@zzyzx: I’ve always thought of California more as a vampire, sucking the life-blood of her citizens, but the zombie comparison is apt, too. The evil undead vibe is palpable here.
I think California is more a leech on the ass-end of the U.S. Just another parasite – sad thing because I actually live in CA, sad, sad, sad.
In The Ballpark With Frank
I’ll Be Frank With You
Frank And Sense
I’m Frank J. And You’re Not!
Franksgiving. You’re welcome!
So make sure your drinking a beer from tap in a large glass or metal mug while you write it and it can be Frank-n-Stein.
Arkady ~ June 30th, 2011 at 12:53 pm FTW:
“Frank, Incensed.”
That is straight up brilliant.
Frankly, My Dear…
Frank Fisking (that one sounds kid of dirty)
The Anti-Barney Frank
Frank and Beans
Franker News Fit to Frank
Frank’s Frackles
Trends DeFranked
DeFranked
Today’s Frankness
Looney Frankers
Sensible Frankness
Simply Frank
Frank’s Daily Grunts
Frank’s Nuked News
Frank Is Earnest
Frank’s Newsbeams
Flakiness DeFranked
Latest Flake Franked
Franked
Frank Funnies
Frank’s Bullet Points
Frank Franker Franked
” Frank Utterances: Comprehensive Knowledge Of Fatuous, Feckless Marxists and Their Stooges”.
I like your name as an adverb better:
Frankly, the world’s screwed.
The importance of being Frank
The Naked Frank Truth
Yeah, see, we got nothin’ Frank. You need to change your name to something we can work with.
Frankly Speaking
Speaking Frankly
A Frank Look At The News
Paul Harvey News And Comment (this one may have been previously taken, but is currently available)
It’s News To Me
In Other News …
and my favorite:
Frank Reads The News
A warm bucket of Fleming.
Of course John Kerry told Don Imas he would have made a good president! Would you expect him to tell Imas he would have made a lousy president?…. “Ya know Don, the American people saved themselves allot of grief when they defeated me at the polls. I’d have been the worst president in the history of the nation. I’d have made Carter look like a fully competent genius. Even the current president would look good in comparison to me, that’s how bad I’d have been.” Hell, If Imas would pay me the standard fee to be on his show I’d tell him the same thing (even though I’ve never run for the office) myself.
All I can say Crabby and Bantha is I consider myself to be one of ‘the lucky ones’ as I was able to escape California for the safety and sanity of Alaska during the Jimmy Carter years.
Frank’s Nad Shot
Fleming’s news loogies
Since I don’t want to move (because despite the CA state government, and even the San Diego city government, San Diego is still awesome), I prefer my alternative plan of San Diego country seceding from California (would be about the same size and population on its own as Connecticut, but more conservative, which isn’t hard — the state of San Diego would be the RINO capital of America; we hate taxes, but lots of social liberals).
Frankinsights!
News
Shut up and listen
&$?!!!&^%?!!
Da News
CAINE Wins
I’m smarter than you. (HAHAHAHAA)
Sucks less than Chris Matthews
hot dang! I got moderated! Using my wife’s computer must have put something in wrong
How about “Frank gives a damn “?
Frank Off
Frank You
Frank About It
Gorefiends Truncheon OR the Cudgel of Furious Justice – Frank’s Beatdown of The News
* Let’s Be Frank!
(Nah, on second thought, we can’t ALL be Frank.)
Frank’s News Analysis – He puts the “Anal” in “Analysis”
Pulp Franktion
Frankly providing a Musket to the Junk of the MSM
Ok, they’re not great but you can only get high praise if you get in the game.
I know it’s not a democracy, but I vote for Shut Up and Listen
I’d also go for:
Frank Franks Up the News
Dictated But Not Read
Uncle Frank’s Family Newsbag
Following the pattern of the In My World posts;
In My Newspaper.
FJ Fleming’s Heard of Turdles
John “I coulda been a contenda” Kerry.
As to Obama being in the closet about approving of same-sex marriage, I think he’s afraid of alienating African-American voters. He has turned out not to be cool, so he’s losing the youth vote. And he’s throwing Israel under the bus, so he’s probably going to lose some Jewish votes. That means he needs all 95% of the African American vote.
Here’s the winner, with both the first two words having double meanings (and all of the meanings decent):
Frank Takes On The News
A Frank Interpretation
Frank U
Frank Grills the Media
Frank Reads The News is the best title I’ve ever read and if you change it I’ll leave this site forever.
News of the Common Weird
The Uncommonly Common News
Frankin Off.
Frank, my dear – I don’t give a damn.