Straight Line of the Day: Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend… Posted by Oppo on 25 September 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend…
…practicing snappy comebacks like “I know I am but what are you? No, wait…I know I’m you…uhh…you’re, you know, the thing. C’mon, man” Reply to this comment
Repeatedly being subjected to a boot to the head, so he’ll know what to expect. Reply to this comment
… having his puppetmasters convince him that the debate is not the venue to roll out a new slogan Sniffing Your Do and Liar Too Reply to this comment
He’s watching reruns of Don Rickles roasting Hollywood celebrities. Unfortunately he’ll still sound like Prof. Irwin Corey… Reply to this comment
… asking his handlers why they keep doing “that double face palm thing” whenever Biden speaks Reply to this comment
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend… practicing his ABC’s. Reply to this comment
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend… trying to figure out the connection at the Saturday Night Hootenanny. Reply to this comment
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend… binge watching Schoolhouse Rock. Reply to this comment
I disagree, far too patriotic for a democrat. Even when sung by 1970’s folk singing hippy types. Reply to this comment
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend… trying to figure out what day it is. Reply to this comment
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend… Pudding! Reply to this comment
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend… Hanging with his supporters which consists of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Socialists!!. Reply to this comment
…with Virginia Governor Ralph Northam.
…practicing putting on blackface…
…. and with Georgia governor Stacey Abrams.
Come on man!!
…memorizing lines about “fine people”.
…worrying about…you know…the thing.
practicing his pushups.
…trying to remember if it’s Basil or Basil.
It’s Bazil
…practicing snappy comebacks like “I know I am but what are you? No, wait…I know I’m you…uhh…you’re, you know, the thing. C’mon, man”
…tomato/tomahto…Camela/Kamahla.
…detoxing so the next dose has full effect…
…who is up to date on their purchase payments for his soul.
… dropping in to see what condition his condition was in…
… cutting up chains and rusting his straight razor…
… using a focus group to determine the best excuse for avoiding the debate
… going over the questions with Chris Wallace.
… and answers with Donna…
…waiting for a call back from Donna Brazile.
Getting a micro teleprompter surgically installed in his cornea.
…sleeping.
…shaving Kamala’s back.
Repeatedly being subjected to a boot to the head, so he’ll know what to expect.
… trying to enter Witless Protection…
… having his puppetmasters convince him that the debate is not the venue to roll out a new slogan Sniffing Your Do and Liar Too
…. trying to understand the difference between 200 million and 200 thousand.
Numbers are racist.
… demanding his money back from that Mega Memory course he flunked years ago
…disinheriting Hunter.
practicing new ways to say “C’mon man”
He’s watching reruns of Don Rickles roasting Hollywood celebrities. Unfortunately he’ll still sound like Prof. Irwin Corey…
Orderin’ him some of them French fried taters. mmmhmm
… plagiarizing Michael Dukakis’ answers from the 1988 debates
. . . at Bernie’s
… asking his handlers why they keep doing “that double face palm thing” whenever Biden speaks
…at Bernie’s
heh. hadsil had you
… at Bernie’s?
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend…
practicing his ABC’s.
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend…
trying to figure out the connection at the Saturday Night Hootenanny.
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend…
binge watching Schoolhouse Rock.
I disagree, far too patriotic for a democrat. Even when sung by 1970’s folk singing hippy types.
He does have to learn how a Bill becomes law.
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend…
trying to figure out what day it is.
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend…
Pudding!
Debate Prep! To Prepare for the Debate, Joe Biden Is Spending the Weekend…
Hanging with his supporters which consists of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Socialists!!.
No wonder he’s capping his days at 9:30 am. He’s tired !
… of being admired … tired of love uninspired …
…with Jeff Dunham’s hand up his @$$
Debate Preparation H
Popping cholinesterase inhibitors like candy