Straight Line of the Day: So now Kamala Harris is lifting bogus autobiographical details from MLK’s Playboy interviews. The next thing she’ll do is…
Straight Line of the Day: So now Kamala Harris is lifting bogus autobiographical details from MLK’s Playboy interviews. The next thing she’ll do is…
. . . steal speeches from Neil Kinnock’s wife
….start lifting Monty Python and Blazing Saddle references from SLoTD.
So now Kamala Harris is lifting bogus autobiographical details from MLK’s Playboy interviews. The next thing she’ll do is…
Pose of Playboy.
Imply she’s the de facto president-elect. Oh wait…..
So now Kamala Harris is lifting bogus autobiographical details from MLK’s Playboy interviews. The next thing she’ll do is…
avoid going to Memphis.
. . . try to find California on a map
. . . sing with Milli Vanilli
…lift a line from “Return Of The Jedi” when she seizes the presidency from Joe, “Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side.”
So now Kamala Harris is lifting bogus autobiographical details from MLK’s Playboy interviews. The next thing she’ll do is…
equally stupid.
So now Kamala Harris is lifting bogus autobiographical details from MLK’s Playboy interviews. The next thing she’ll do is…
pen a book with the title “Dreams from my Mother.”
. . . say that she is not as stupid as the previous Democrat VP
Stupid is as stupid did.
… get a pardon in writing…
… create a list of “cooperative” media members, for future reference…
. . . remind voters that she and FDR were on TV in 1933
She’ll remember the jolt of the bomb blast that killed four little girls she knew in Birmingham
https://www.al.com/spotnews/2013/09/condoleezza_rice_remembers_the.html
. . . point out to Elmer Fudd that fweedom isn’t fwee. It costs twillions.
…confess she lusted after Jimmy Carter in her heart…
…and sic a killer rabbit on Gropey Joe.
…recount her adventures as a teenage werewolf.
“LOOK OUT! SHE’S GONNA BLOW!”
Well… She used the Playmate Guide to Career Advancement, now she’s using their articles. Next up, stealing their jokes, then the Big Guys Office. Better watch out Heff.
Write a letter from the Palo Alto jail.
So now Kamala Harris is lifting bogus autobiographical details from MLK’s Playboy interviews. The next thing she’ll do is…
…say she reads Playboy for the articles.
I think she is working her way up to verbs next.
So now Kamala Harris is lifting bogus autobiographical details from MLK’s Playboy interviews. The next thing she’ll do is…
…send real autobiographical details to Penthouse Forum.
“One there was a little girl who conducted escaped slaves along the Underground Railroad and that little girl was me.”
-Kamala Harris, probably