In a late-night session, House Democrats rammed through a motion to ban duckpin bowling because, as House Speaker Nancy Pelosi later announced, “it appeared some Republicans may be having fun.”
A man drinking beer at a nearby counter was unavailable for comment through his mask.
Duckpin Lives Matter!
Just rename them Goose Pins – problem solved!
I bet if they were called Migrant Pins the Democrats would’ve been all
over it like white on rice. (Can we even use that expression anymore?)
People are having unregulated fun. It must be stopped!
Regulating fun? That hardly seems appropriate. ALL FUN SHOULD BE OUTLAWED!!!!!!
Then who would put the “fun” in funeral?
Bernie
Blame the environmentalists: USA Today headline, April 1 2021, Spotted; Owl in Bowling.