I don’t have any reason for posting this, other than that Math, History, and Western Literature have already been sacrificed on the altar of alter by our universities, leaving only chemisty, physics, and Women’s Studies (“They didn’t use “y”! They assumed one gender! They . . . Hate cryme!”) on the logic-chopping block. So:
Straight Line of the Day: Chemistry is racist! Because …
Tomorrow we’ll X-plane why physics is also racist, so keep your p x owder dry.
…and I wish it would mind its own Bismuth.
Surely because if you aren’t part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
A white chemist and a black chemist walked into a bar. The white chemist said “I’ll have H20”. The black chemist said “I’ll have H20 too.”
The black chemist died. So obviously chemistry is racist.
… if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
Chemistry is racist! Because…
Jobu says it is…
It very bad to steal Jobu’s rum.
Chemistry is racist! Because…
Formulas are so limiting…
…really? You can’t hold a Radon the black community after all the cops Argon.
Chemistry is racist! Because…
They constantly are experimenting with ways to separate various compounds…
Chemistry is racist! Because …
you can’t make Meth for free.
Chemistry is racist! Because …
we say so.
Chemistry is racist! Because …
of all those white lab coats.
Everyone from Krypton is white.
…and if they find someone that isn’t they’ll Cesium, and put their Neon their neck, and possibly Barium.
Chemistry is obviously racist because it disses Earth, Wind and Fire.
Well, you can’t trust atoms. They make up everything.
Chemistry Is Racist since it uses a lot of whyte compounds and profiling indicators.
Chemistry is racist! Because…
Spontaneous combustion in urban settings is now being blamed on the
toxic compound of Floydium and Chavinium
Chemistry is racist! Because…
We must destroy all the things!
Chemistry is racist! Because…
Dark matter is being ruthlessly suppressed throughout the universe…
Chemistry is racist! Because …
Bill Nye is just as influential as Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Isn’t he a doctor of engineering?
That’s my point. Same degree as FramkJ.
So logically….
he’s as influential as Bill Nye…
who weighs the same as Neil deGrasse Tyson…
and therefore….
… he’s… a witch?
Exactly.
Americium is at a crossroads. A Tin-eared Boron was installed in the White House in January, along with his cubic Zirconium of a running mate from the failed state of Californium. Their party’s previous standard bearer has an issue with Livermorium. Boron’s son was bribed by Moscovium, and his climate envoy is selling us out to the rest of Europium. The non-Curium media is trying to Actinium as though nothing is wrong as they publish their daily Arsenic. Boron, a toxic combination of Biden and Moron, is a lifelong Idium, doing little more than asking for his daily pudding and diet Sodium. The Democrat party lacks any trace of Einsteinium, and America will not be saved until we are Iridium, and Trump the good Samarium returns to his rightfully elected position. Since chemistry is thus inherently linked to the party of the KKK, it is racist.
I probably stole this from IMAO, but it always worth repeating:
Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
…because Potassium Potassium Potassium
Subtle…well played
Chemistry is racist! Because …
They tell us to be carbon neutral, but carbon is black so if we’re neutral about carbon does that mean we don’t have any feelings about carbon one way or another? We must not tolerate carbon apathy!
…like Hoodie Barbie said, “Meth is hard.”
…all the good minority birth names were used up by pharmaceutical company scientists.