Straight Line of the Day: What the Fauci? The doctor’s latest decree…
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The doctor’s latest decree…
Wear three masks on alternating days but only if it’s sunny. If it’s cloudy, wear two masks and apply hand sanitizer to the earlobes to decrease the audio variant.
From this day on, the official language of the United States will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!
The doctor’s latest decree…
Wear three masks on alternating days but only if it’s sunny. If it’s cloudy, wear two masks and apply hand sanitizer to the earlobes to decrease the audio variant.
5 masks are right out!
… everyone must immediately watch The Masque of the Red Death…
The doctor’s latest decree…
“Bring me a shrubbery!”
The doctor’s latest decree…
Kneel before Zod!
The doctor’s latest decree…
You will raise my salary willingly, or else I’ll lock you down exponentially
“More cowbell!”
“I’m mad as hell because you’re not taking it anymore!”
“Stop licking doorknobs!”
“Carrying photo IDs can be harmful”
“Omega variant is coming”
Thankfully there will be none after that.
Unless there is a Double-Secret Omega…
Maybe an Omega-3?
…make even the rules to Fizzbin look simple.
“Stop ignoring my decrees or I’ll go back to the lab in Wuhan”
The doctor’s latest decree…
Stop Calling Me Batman, it’s not funny.
If you have evidence against Hillary, wear a mask around your throat. It will save time.
Please dispose of all used syringes in the Hunter Biden Recycle Bin.
The doctor’s latest decree…
From this day on, the official language of the United States will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!
…There’s something so feminine about a pangolin.
…speak softly and carry an emu.
I single-handedly will wipe out the Corona virus… with my spear and magic helmet.
Kill the Wuhan
Kill the Wuhan…
Flu.