Hunter Biden Once…
… mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then went to this movie theater, hid the puke in his jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, he made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then he dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. he never really felt bad about that in his entire life.
…ingested a quart of botulism. Science, backed with massive government financing, was able to save the toxin, Biden, and Nancy Pelosi’s face. Moral: Science and government must be destroyed. Meanwhile: We await the Sweet Meteor Of Dermatology and have some of what Hunter is having.
Hunter Biden once…
… actually, never once. Always over and over.
Hunter Biden once…
tried to cut the Big Guy out.
Once.
Hunter Biden once…
Ogled his step-mom.
Hunter Biden once…
bit my sister.
No realli! She was Karving her initals on Hunter Biden
with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given
by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian m0vies: “The H0t Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge M0lars of Horst
Nordfink”.
Mynd you, Biden bites Kan be pretty nasti …
Hunter Biden once…
upon a time, in a land far, far away, came upon a pile of money. Seriouosly.
… had the admiration of everyone he … No, I can’t do it… Hahahahahahaha…
… cornered the Ukrainian Crude market – no, check that – he crudely cornered a Ukrainian secretary…
Hunter Biden once…
was sober. Longest hour of his life.
That’ll teach him to oversleep.
Hunter Biden once…
Smoked the Parmesean, didn’t think it was that Gouda.
…mind melded with a Vulcan’s pap smear.
…got laughed at by Satan when he tried to trade his soul for a crack pipe and uhhhh, you know, the thing.
…was once in a situation so debauched he was momentarily qualified to be an a North Eastern politician.
…was hung on a hook by his father. Once!
…was grabbed by his mother once…ONCE!!!
…was kicked in the boils by his sister once…ONCE!!!
…was shot by his grandmother once………(keels over………)
That was dangerously close to being too long of a bit.
Hunter Biden once…
…or shingles twice? If that’s the choice, always go with shingles.
Hunter Biden Once…
… mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then went to this movie theater, hid the puke in his jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, he made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then he dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. he never really felt bad about that in his entire life.
Hunter Biden once…
No!
Not even once!
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…ingested a quart of botulism. Science, backed with massive government financing, was able to save the toxin, Biden, and Nancy Pelosi’s face. Moral: Science and government must be destroyed. Meanwhile: We await the Sweet Meteor Of Dermatology and have some of what Hunter is having.