There was a pair o’ docs
Who argued in the news

About the pair o’ dimes
Each was accused to use.

There was a pair annoyed
Assigned to separate pews

(Which they would much avoid
If they were free to choose.)

.

There was a pair o’ dice
Apparently lost but loaded

And many a pair o’ phrases
Transparently encoded.

And many pair o’ bollocks
In the learning curve

Describing to the pair o’ normal
How we get what we deserve.