Straight Line of the Day: The CDC’s recommendations for Thanksgiving …
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Make darned sure you’re not seated next to this guy (even if you’re not a little girl).
Or, if you do get seated next to him, be sure to take notes. Comedy gold:
Joe Biden in Illinois: “The Ohio Pennsylvania, The Ohio Pennsylvania, I’m From Pennsylvania – the Illinois President” Gateway Pundit | October 7, 2021 | Cristina Laila
Joe Biden on Thursday traveled to the greater Chicago area…
As usual, Joe Biden jumbled his words and forgot where he was.
“The Ohio Pennsylvania, the Ohio Pennsylvania, I’m from Pennsylvania,” Biden said gesturing to himself. “The Illinois president.”
Biden’s mental faculties are no more and the media refuses to address his obvious cognitive decline.
Joe Biden was a disaster in Michigan earlier this week.
During his speech, Joe Biden slurred his words, mumbled about Grandpop and a “jargee station” (no idea what he meant there), slurred his words and then finished off spouting some gibberish.
Just look at pictures of Thanksgivings gone by, alone and remembering how hard all that prep, family togetherness and clean up was, not to mention the entire cost because of…. Evil capitalism.
… make sure to get your notes in order for your family Zoom presentation about how oppressive the Pilgrims were, and how reparations are in order for all the oppressed, and… shut your Nazi pie hole, Uncle Pete, there will be no mansplaining tolerated here…
NO!!!!!!!!
No turkey
No dressing
No green bean casserole
No cranberries
No family get togethers
No football
No life unless the despots at the CDC and the “beloved leader” and his puppet masters say so.
Make darned sure you’re not seated next to this guy (even if you’re not a little girl).
Or, if you do get seated next to him, be sure to take notes. Comedy gold:
Pass the peas, which Obama said you have to eat!
The CDC’s Recommendations for Thanksgiving …
Fugheddaboutit
Surrender to Turkey! Drop your cutlery! Run away! Soldiers first!
New tradition: Stuffing ballot boxes?
Use the special spice . . . you know, the thing: . . . cumin, man!
The CDC’s Recommendations for Thanksgiving …
…. is to curl up into a ball under your kitchen table and speak to no one.
Oh, and wear a mask.
Huh. The randomly-generated avatar for SomeDudeInTX looks a little like Dolly Parton.
Mine looks like a cross on a trailer.
Some are just luckier than others, I guess.
Sit down with Senator Warren and buy her off for $24.00.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Use basil, not Basil.
Impose a mandatory turkey-baster procedure on everyone in the room.
The turkey’s not moist unless everyone is!!!
Wild Turkey. And lots of it!
Throw your doors wide open to unvaccinated illegal aliens. What could passively go wrong?
… have the CDC broadcast ads saying: “You’re not a fox, y’all. Don’t eat turkey.”
The CDC’s Recommendations for Thanksgiving …
should be ignored. Vigorously.
The CDC’s Recommendations for Thanksgiving …
will do nothing to stop the spread of Covid, but do them anyway. Because.
The CDC’s Recommendations for Thanksgiving …
Just look at pictures of Thanksgivings gone by, alone and remembering how hard all that prep, family togetherness and clean up was, not to mention the entire cost because of…. Evil capitalism.
Ignorman Rockwell . . .
…pay no attention to the turkey 🦃 behind the curtain.
The CDC’s Recommendations for Thanksgiving …
let’s go Brandon!
… don’t bring firearms.
…eschew the candied yams.
Yea verily.
… follow the $cience. 💰
… it’s okay to go over the river but do not go through the woods.
I wander why?
…be thankful we haven’t done more than we’ve already have. 2022 is just around the corner.
Celebrate the new Taxes-per-Miles Standish.
Celebrate the “Left” in “Left-overs.”
Because that’s all you’ll get.
If they so choose.
Can you have left-overs if there is nothing to begin with?
… make sure to get your notes in order for your family Zoom presentation about how oppressive the Pilgrims were, and how reparations are in order for all the oppressed, and… shut your Nazi pie hole, Uncle Pete, there will be no mansplaining tolerated here…
Make sure you use separate cutting boards for your turkey and your side dishes to avoid cross-contamination.
Too Jewish.
When it comes to Thanksgiving, I don’t think the CDC knows Squanto.
When dining at the White House never eat the mashed potatoes wearing a mask.
“That turkey put pumpkin spice on his giblets” means Kamala has had about enough to drink.
NO!!!!!!!!
No turkey
No dressing
No green bean casserole
No cranberries
No family get togethers
No football
No life unless the despots at the CDC and the “beloved leader” and his puppet masters say so.
Just let them mail in your vote and it may be returned to you. Maybe.