Straight Line of the Day: Things You Can Say About Your Lover, But Not the Government Posted by Oppo on 11 November 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Things you can say about your lover, but not the government… 3
Things you can say about your lover, but not the government… Sure I’ll respect you in morning. 3 Reply to this comment
Things you can say about your lover, but not the government… I have the one I like. 2 Reply to this comment
Things you can say about your lover, but not the government… …I like the way you (CENSORED) me. 3 Reply to this comment
I’d like for her to get to know my family.
Let’s go Dutch.
Good job balancing the checkbook last month.
I really enjoy the way you do THAT.
I’m happy when she takes my gun with her to the store.
“Molon labe..come and take it Babe”!
…”Get out, we’re through, and I never want to hear from you ever again…”
… “I can’t wait to see you…”
I’m glad you’re here because I know you’re here to help me.
“Boobs are so endearing”
After all these years, still the same size.
Size doesn’t matter
No, I don’t think your ass is fat.
I’ll never get enough of that a$$ and beaver.
“I enjoy doing shots with you.”
Things you can say about your lover, but not the government…
Sure I’ll respect you in morning.
No… I’m just glad to see you.
Things you can say about your lover, but not the government…
I have the one I like.
“I feel like I can trust you”.
Things you can say about your lover, but not the government…
…I like the way you (CENSORED) me.
None of these positions will destroy the United States.
I wish I had more of you in my life.
No you can’t have more spending cash.
Hey, the more the merrier!
You look good in my shirt!
You should open up your borders.
Let’s work on reducing that bit in the middle.