Straight Line of the Day: On Your 99th Birthday, You May Get Reflective and Say: “You Know, …” Posted by Oppo on 7 January 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …”
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, … aw, hell, I forget.” 1 Reply to this comment
..”l could have been a Contender..I could have been a Star”! (In Rockem Sockem) “So this is what Betty White, George Burns , Bob Hope, Biden, and Moses felt like”! 2 Reply to this comment
“If only I had used that damned left plunger at 1:07 in the big match, I could’ve won the Rock’em Sock’em Robot finals. He knocked my block off!” Reply to this comment
… I should have sent a case of whatever the Emu was having to all my other generals… 3 Reply to this comment
…I better step up my game if I want to have a chance at tracking down a bottle of Pappy. 1 Reply to this comment
…I think I’m going to ask them to stop bringing tapioca, and just go with vanilla a ND butterscotch from now on. Reply to this comment
“You know, … I’m really glad I didn’t take that part in Baldwin’s movie after all.” 6 Reply to this comment
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …” I could have had a V-8! 1 Reply to this comment
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …” aaaaaarrrrggghhhhh….. 1 Reply to this comment
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …” My bitcoin password is… aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh… 1 Reply to this comment
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …” on the whole I’d rather be in Philadelphia. 1 Reply to this comment
“… it’s beginning to look like that Juicy Fruit I ate as a kid is never going to dissolve.” 1 Reply to this comment
On Your 99th Birthday, You May Get Reflective and Say: “You Know, …” … I feel like sh*t these days – back when I was younger I only felt like crap. 1 Reply to this comment
On Your 99th Birthday, You May Get Reflective and Say: “You Know, …” “You Know, I think cremation sounds cheaper.” Reply to this comment
…I didn’t just expect the Spanish Inquisition… I was the Spanish Inquisition. 2 Reply to this comment
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, … aw, hell, I forget.”
… maybe we should have crossed the streams…
… I never knew that gender-swapping was even an option…
..”l could have been a Contender..I could have been a Star”! (In Rockem Sockem)
“So this is what Betty White, George Burns , Bob Hope, Biden, and Moses felt like”!
“If only I had used that damned left plunger at 1:07 in the big match, I could’ve won the Rock’em Sock’em Robot finals. He knocked my block off!”
… I should have sent a case of whatever the Emu was having to all my other generals…
Might have helped.
…I always thought it was Basil…
…I hope this is over soon because I don’t know how to spell centenarian.
…I better step up my game if I want to have a chance at tracking down a bottle of Pappy.
I hope I wake up in time for my nap
…I’ll bury you all.
…I think I’m going to ask them to stop bringing tapioca, and just go with vanilla a ND butterscotch from now on.
…or could have been worse; Hillary could have actually won.
You know, I’m really getting sick of all these paternity suits.
“You know, … I’m really glad I didn’t take that part in Baldwin’s movie after all.”
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …”
I could have had a V-8!
… but now, everything is sustainable hamster drives…
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …”
aaaaaarrrrggghhhhh…..
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …”
My bitcoin password is… aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh…
On your 99th birthday, you may get reflective and say: “You know, …”
on the whole I’d rather be in Philadelphia.
..on the whole…Preparation H is a good product..
“You know, …”
“… perhaps I’d better look into a religion.”
“… it’s time to quit the ol’ nine-to-five job at NORAD and take it easy.”
“… it’s beginning to look like that Juicy Fruit I ate as a kid is never going to dissolve.”
They dissolve?
On Your 99th Birthday, You May Get Reflective and Say: “You Know, …”
… I feel like sh*t these days – back when I was younger I only felt like crap.
On Your 99th Birthday, You May Get Reflective and Say: “You Know, …”
“You Know, I think cremation sounds cheaper.”
…I didn’t just expect the Spanish Inquisition… I was the Spanish Inquisition.
…maybe I should’ve gone with a large wooden beaver… instead of badger…
….rosebud.
It was cataracts after all, not vampirism. My sincerest apologies to all.
You know…The thing…come on…