Straight Line of the Day: Happy New Year Three Days Late! Our Esteemed Canadian Correspondent Reports That…

Straight Line of the Day: Happy New Year three days late! Our esteemed Canadian correspondent reports that…

Justin Trudeau is the Preen Minister.

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  1. Lack of enthusiasm for assisted suicide makes it neccessary to mandate tapping two elderly people before you tap one maple tree.

    Native Canadian tribes and immigrant groups can claim rarely used acreage of CFL end zones to settle, with affordable housing built to their needs, customs and desires.

  2. Justin Trudeau just can’t help himself, harkening back to his childhood, a simpler time, of one of our Canadian icons…Mr. Dressup.. This was a man that would entertain by reaching into the Tickle Trunk, dress up and make a show of the toy or flavour of the day.
    Justin got his training to do his only job, being a drama teacher…not a joke..politely asked to pay up and leave after an offside moment with a young lady.
    Moving on he brings his acting, props and costumes to the world stage…arabian prince in blackface..indian imposter at the Taj Mahal…lapdog to the WEF and Klaus…defeated
    and dejected lieutenant to Xi …storming off to the dressing room after being publicly admonished by his Chinese hero…wearing green army uniforms in Cuba..sorry..that was Dad..oh I could go on but I just got a strange knock at the door…oh two businessmen..they must be lost..

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