“Good morning Mr. Walrus. What’s this I hear about Oppo having aides? Is he alright?”

“Different kind of aides.”

“What are they?”

“Sorta like interns but they probably get paid.”

“Lucky them.”

“Not as lucky as me though, he has to do diversity hires.”

“How is that unlucky?”

He doesn’t get to choose.”

“Bummer.”

“Bummer indeed. You got the results and the new choices?”

“Coming right up.”

“I know that feeling.”

Last week’s winner.

This week’s choices.