Make sure you have a will with instructions on how you’d like your death to be politicized.
“If only Zimmerman were whiter…” -people demagoguing the Trayvon shooting
So hoodies are bad? So what should I wear to my next liquor store robbery?
Quick! Someone draw a hoodie on an Etch-A-Sketch!
Maybe what Geraldo said wasn’t that dumb and we just think that because of the mustache.
Apparently Obama has embraced the term “Obamacare”, so big blow to whiners.
Being a low level programmer, I was a little wary when I first started with C#, but man do I love foreach loops.
#ILikeObamacare because I believe there is such a thing as a free lunch. And unicorns.
My 17 month old daughter is the best thing ever. She’s like owning a monkey that talks.
The Hunger Games was good, but I think this is the rare adaptation where you’ll enjoy it more if you read the book first.
Also, what was shown in the books was limited by the first person perspective, so the movie had some advantages there.
Had a rib-eye of “Kobe-style” beef. Very expensive, but really good.
Considering how poorly Jon Huntsman did in the primary, it’s weird he’s the next politician they’re doing a movie of: “Snow White and the Huntsman”
“Don’t worry; I’ll save you, Snow White. I know Chinese.”
Here’s how Newt Gingrich can still win this: meteors.
From SarahK just now: “Antelopes do have long trunks so they can eat ants.”
I thought you’d written that Buttercup said that bit about antelopes, and I thought how precocious, but terribly wrong…she’d better not be that dumb when she’s all grown up…or she’d better be really pretty, at least….
Please ask SarahK how long it would take a car going 80 mph to travel 80 miles. Then post on YouTube.
I also imagine it’s better if you didn’t see non-Twilightified version called Battle Royale.
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Just saw “Battle Royale”.
Personally, I was rooting for the sadistic teacher.
I’ll fight you in a hunger game for that Kobe rib-eye.
Oh, and “Obamacare” has been co-opted, now being a slut is nothing to be ashamed of, so Marxist pride shouldn’t be far behind. “Yes, I collect old toys, what of it, comrade?”
Since we’re playing randomissity I’ve got one. (with apologies to Jonathan Swift)
The reason Obamacare should be implemented is that once people get to be 70 years old they are no longer people. They become units and doctors can be fined or worse for treating them other than keeping them comfortable. Within a few year of Ocare’s passing they will back the age up to 60 or 55. Just think of all the jobs that would open up if the government could outsource (as it were) all those smelly, opinionated, self righteous, old people. Take their homes, house them in the inner cities where they are more likely to die of gunshot, knife or the odd brick to the head wounds but don’t forget to arm them. They might take out the trash while they’re going anyway.
There’s an old saying that you don’t pick a fight with an old man, he’s tired and he has nothing to lose, that goes for us older ladies as well. If it’s between me and thee, it’s definitely going to be thee, no remorse.
Lower population, less drain on the power grid, smaller carbon footprint. less medical expenses, less stress on families having to worry about oldsters, more jobs. How could this fail to get a rousing applause in Congress, at least from the younger members but then the older ones are units and will be assimilated, so it’s all good.
seanmahair – Too complicated. Let’s just skip right to “Logan’s Run”
Carousel!
“So hoodies are bad? So what should I wear to my next liquor store robbery?”
Since when is wearing the same clothes as street gangs a bad thing?
Before civilization is completely lost, that day of “Get off my planet!” may actually come.
Being a low level programmer, I was a little wary when I first started with C#, but man do I love foreach loops.
Programmers are still writing low level code? I thought all that happened by magic. Personally, my favorite programming concept is ‘> /dev/null’ on *nix machines. Whatever I’ve got, whatever I generated, whatever error may be hanging about, make it go away! Send it to /dev/null.
(For non-geeks, /dev/null an incredibly simple way of getting rid of anything — errors and such — that you don’t need.)
They call it the “bit bucket,” but I dunno why. Buckets hold things, like Obama’s head.
My 17 month old daughter is the best thing ever. She’s like owning a monkey that talks.
That sounds racist to me – and about your own daughter, too!
Let’s all march today, that Buttercup and the rest our children may grow up in an America where a 6’3″ hoodrat can pummel an armed white/Hispanic to the ground in a safe environment.
Antelopes is what my aunt did when she ran off to Mexico to get married. Now aardvarks have a call that sounds like a hair-lipped dog
Must be great to have an internet audience of dozens to mock your wife to. So how’s that couch sleep?
I think it’s rather brave for FrankJ to mock his wife. I mean, it’s not like we’ve ever seen pictures of her holding large caliber handguns, or anything…
Harvey did you mean Carousel or Carouse because carouse sounds a whole lot more fun. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more (apologies to Monty Python).
But don’t forget, “Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.”
You young whippersnappers get to work!
Don’t make me get out of this rocking chair!
And git off my lawn!
I feel like I need to balance things out here. Last night, Frank is playing Draw Something. “I don’t get what this is supposed to be. It’s a basketball player in a Lakers jersey. 4 letters.” [shows me picture] “Um, Kobe?” “Oh. Well, I don’t know who Kobe plays for. I thought he played for like Chicago or something.”
My 17 month old daughter is the best thing ever. She’s like owning a monkey that talks.
Next she learns numbers, then she memorizes your visa card number…