Gentle Reader,
It appears that I need to address which gifts are not appropriate for a baby shower. The purpose of the shower is to show support for the new mother, and to help provide her with some items that will help if caring for the child. Hot lead between the eyebrows at close range does not really meet this requirement. In the future, I would suggest something more along the lines of a baby monitor or maybe a few cute onesies.
Ammunition is always an appropriate gift, though you should verify the type of weapon the mother prefers before purchase to ensure that you are gifting a calibre she will actually use.
Very true and perhaps after 3 months of morning sickness, the mom to be may be looking for a “manstopper” such as the 45acp or 44 magnum..best to use a gift card…
Gentle Reader,
When is it acceptable to draw your weapon at a social gathering? I would like to say, “Never!” But, unfortunately, in these times there are exceptions to this rule. While it is always a breech of etiquette to be the first one to draw a weapon, even if you see Nuke Twombly and he just shorted you big time on that last delivery. However, if another attendee has already pulled a gat, you may draw your own weapon in order to defend others, provided you follow proper gun safety etiquette (ensure you only target actual threats, make sure the backdrop is safe to avoid errant rounds striking bystanders, etc.)
Gentle Reader,
It is generally frowned upon to invite the baby daddy to the baby shower when he has also fathered babies with other guests. It is always frowned upon to invite the baby daddy to the baby shower when the current lover is also present.
EMILY: “Incidents like this happen every year the Steelers don’t go to the Super Bowl. It’s nothing new.”
The shooting resulted from a heated disagreement over the baby’s gender.
Why bother? That baby is at least 3 years from choosing it’s gender.
This host obviously ignored the unwritten rule: “Always have a metal detector on hand to screen guests…”
Gentle Reader,
It appears that I need to address which gifts are not appropriate for a baby shower. The purpose of the shower is to show support for the new mother, and to help provide her with some items that will help if caring for the child. Hot lead between the eyebrows at close range does not really meet this requirement. In the future, I would suggest something more along the lines of a baby monitor or maybe a few cute onesies.
Is the gift of two boxes of 9mm hollowpoint ammo considered inappropriate?
Ammunition is always an appropriate gift, though you should verify the type of weapon the mother prefers before purchase to ensure that you are gifting a calibre she will actually use.
Very true and perhaps after 3 months of morning sickness, the mom to be may be looking for a “manstopper” such as the 45acp or 44 magnum..best to use a gift card…
Gentle Reader,
When is it acceptable to draw your weapon at a social gathering? I would like to say, “Never!” But, unfortunately, in these times there are exceptions to this rule. While it is always a breech of etiquette to be the first one to draw a weapon, even if you see Nuke Twombly and he just shorted you big time on that last delivery. However, if another attendee has already pulled a gat, you may draw your own weapon in order to defend others, provided you follow proper gun safety etiquette (ensure you only target actual threats, make sure the backdrop is safe to avoid errant rounds striking bystanders, etc.)
Babies don’t like showers, apparently.
Especially Ashley Biden.
It wasn’t the shower so much as having to dry off “daddy’s towel rack.”.just right..no joke..
“That Porn Cop was a bad dude . . .”
“Lead supplements are never an appropriate baby shower gift.”
“Steel curtains may be appropriate baby shower gifts in some instances. “
“The baby didn’t really belong to the stated father… Apparently another Immaculate Deception in Pittsburgh.”
…this is why you get an authentic Smith and Wesson and not some cheap Chinese knockoff…two of them survived.
“Load from the left, shoot to the right.”
Ya know, the dead guy did look a lot like Winston Churchill.
It is proper, when presenting gifts, to keep you gun and ammo gifts separate.
Never wear black before Labor Day.
Always keep pinkie extended when busting a cap.
Someone was garter-strapped.
Gentle Reader,
It is generally frowned upon to invite the baby daddy to the baby shower when he has also fathered babies with other guests. It is always frowned upon to invite the baby daddy to the baby shower when the current lover is also present.
Gentile Reader,
This ever-increasing search for a more elaborate and spectacular “baby reveal” has just gotten out of hand…
Genital Reader: One should not attend a baby shower half cocked.