Why would anyone want monkeys to write Shakespeare’s plays? We already have them, you see. Besides, “Is this a banana which I see before me…” loses a bit of power, doesn’t it?
-moody teenage sparkly vampires and buff warewolves murder each other for food and the entertainment of aristocrats in a desperate money grab for the young adult moody reader.
Something more coherent than anything we heard from the government in the last few years
Disney’s Snow White remake?
…a Joe Biden speech.
…hundreds of more word salads for Kamala.
Shakespeare’s pick-up lines at his local Soho pub.
A perfectly cromulent thesaurus for Joe Biden.
The script for the movie My Dinner with Walrus and Michael Stipe.
DNC talking points.
You all beat me to it…
Why would anyone want monkeys to write Shakespeare’s plays? We already have them, you see. Besides, “Is this a banana which I see before me…” loses a bit of power, doesn’t it?
A better script than any of the Academy Award winning movies from the last decade.
…. a rather disturbing aroma.
Give that Dude some BACON!
The Twilight Games
-moody teenage sparkly vampires and buff warewolves murder each other for food and the entertainment of aristocrats in a desperate money grab for the young adult moody reader.
the nightly news
But They Could Produce…
. . . and did produce Obamacare regulations, according to my friends at various payroll, medical and insurance service companies.
. . . at least 81 million pre-printed ballots in 2020.
How to properly grill burgers
By Whats Up Chuck Schumer……
A hip-hop classic.
If they are able to somewhere insert the words “Carbon Tax,” then it would be pretty much anything from Justin Trudeau.
A Paul Krugman Column?