The World’s Largest Atom Smasher Is Getting a Powerful New Upgrade
LiveScience.com | 4/9/25 | Paul Sutter
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… give Scotty fantods?
The World’s Largest Atom Smasher Is Getting a Powerful New Upgrade
LiveScience.com | 4/9/25 | Paul Sutter
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… give Scotty fantods?
O.M.G. I’m trembling with quantum entanglement!
Here we go…
“Door #1,. Door#2, or, Door#3?”
“3. 1. 2. No! 3. No! 2! Wait. 1. Oh, Monty!!”
Funds would be better wasted excavating the great pyramids; find out wtf that is and where the on/off switch is.
It Will Be Able To…
… suck up a few more $Billion.
It Will Be Able To…
Smash Eves, as well as Adoms.
Smash even larger atoms
” …. Dare I say it? Rule the world?”
That’s a job for Pinky and the Brain.
Chew gum and smash atoms; and we’re fresh out of gum.
Force intellectual thieves to guess whether you smashed six atoms or only five.
{BREAKING: District Judge Rules That Trump Must Put Atoms Back Together}
Make little ones out of big ones.
… as those who knowingly hire illegal aliens should be doing.
It will be able to…
…stave off scientist’s boredom for another decade, especially as the JWST proves the Big Bang Theory wrong.
…promise to open the door to new physics only to find nothing inside other than a bunch of crank theories.
That’s my theory and I’m stickin’ with it.
I’m not sayin it will be able to draw in the Aliens curiosity..but it will be able to draw in the Aliens curiosity.
Aliens: 👾
“It’s a trap”!
It Will Be Able To…
….hopefully smash something bigger than a freakin’ atom for cryin’ out loud. Maybe something you’d actually want to smash – like a flea. Hate those little basturds.
The World’s Largest Atom Smasher Is Getting a Powerful New Upgrade. It Will Be Able To…
Ants.
Atom Ant.
… be turned all the way up to eleven…
Remove Nancy Pelosi from office one atom at a time, but with 33% more panache.