If I had to attach a label to myself… Well, thankfully, I don’t have to. Do I really? I don’t think I do! You’re just making this stuff up! What is it with all these hypotheticals? Huh? And, HEY! I am not a contrarian!! Although, some people think I am.
Okay, you don’t get ONE label for me. You get a LIST of them!
List maker
Philosophical
Argumentative
Stubborn
Sequencer
Engineer
Scot-Irish (kiss my butt! 🤣 And pour me a drrink!)
…I am the Great Sarcastro.
Sarcasm about the Castro Bros is what I do.
But they’ve both gone to the Great Commune in the Sky.
…”Fragile – Use No Hooks”
… “DO NOT RETURN”
I am the Great Sarcastro.
Making sarcasm of the Castro Bros is what I do.
But they’ve both gone to the Great Commune in the Sky.
…”If found to be misbehaving, smite vigorously with the Book of Concord until he repents”…
… “STUDENT HUMAN”…
Stay Back 50 Feet
So, your a dump truck?
Wash in gentle cycle. Blow dry.
If I had to attach a label to myself… Well, thankfully, I don’t have to. Do I really? I don’t think I do! You’re just making this stuff up! What is it with all these hypotheticals? Huh? And, HEY! I am not a contrarian!! Although, some people think I am.
Okay, you don’t get ONE label for me. You get a LIST of them!
List maker
Philosophical
Argumentative
Stubborn
Sequencer
Engineer
Scot-Irish (kiss my butt! 🤣 And pour me a drrink!)
“Exit Only”
Good luck. You will need it.
Nyuk nyuk nyukel dragging neanderthal.
“Warning: Contents Under Pressure”
Post no Bills
Straight Line of the Day: If You Had To Attach a Label to Yourself, It Would Read: …Do not bend, fold, spindle, or mutilate.
If You Had To Attach a Label to Yourself, It Would Read…
…Use in manner not in accordance to manufacturer’s intended purpose will void warranty.