Leftists defend the idea of Oppo entering the Miss America dressing room because he is:
- So undocumented — as to ever filling out documents and fulfilling the rules to be a contestant, and
- So not uninterested in not being in the undressing room, therefore he can be described as “questioning,” and
- So cute, to leftists.

Leftists: “Saying “Miss America” is fascist and racist. It should be “Miss Western Hemisphere – LGBTQ….and Y.”
I thought Walrus was in charge of hiring interns.
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!
No Hos.
Oppo isn’t even allowed to enter men’s dressing room at the YMCA.
I tried to spell out “Men’s Dressing Room at the YMCA” with my arms, but they only called an ambulance.
All Oppo has to do is sashay in, wave a sassy hand about and say, “Sweetie, where is *my* dressing room? – I need to be on the runway in twenty…”
SNAP!
By which I mean: Where are my darned food stamps?
Oppo needs to start judge shopping. Ask the Dems for their list.