Linus Imprisoned for Public “Hate Speech” About the True Meaning of Christmas Posted by Oppo on 25 November 2025, 2:00 pm
Bald-Headed Kid Indicted For Causing Melee After Musician Plays Unauthorized Jazz Music on Tiny Piano 1 Reply to this comment
He was out on bail after that Halloween pumpkin incident, so they tacked on a parole violation as well. 1 Reply to this comment
This, unfortunately, sounds more like a premonition than parody.
Oppo Sees
Oppo says: “What crystal ball???”
Yeah, she might be in for a bit of a surprise.
“Happy Thanksgiving, Oppo!
Wait — Aren’t these unbalanced? Ew.”
Bald-Headed Kid Indicted For Causing Melee After Musician Plays Unauthorized Jazz Music on Tiny Piano
He was out on bail after that Halloween pumpkin incident, so they tacked on a parole violation as well.