Straight Line of the Day: Alliterative Announcements Posted by Oppo on 6 February 2026, 12:00 pm Try to come up with news headlines that lean heavily on alliteration. Interns Insist on Improvements; Oppo Opposes Opportunity
Walrus Wanders Westward, Wasting Witticism Wizardry… …Interns Intensely Insulted… 3 Reply to this comment
-CNN Still Sucks -The Clinton’s close to nineteenth nervous breakdown -Ice Ice Baby. Watcha gonna do when they come for you? Reply to this comment
Tyrants, tired of Trump’s triumphs, transition temper tantrum topic to taxation. 4 Reply to this comment
Dunkin Donuts are for Dorks.
Bob B Bothers Bird, Bears Brutal Beak Beating…
Walrus Wanders Westward, Wasting Witticism Wizardry…
…Interns Intensely Insulted…
Hooray! Honey heals horny hickeys!
Mamdani Mob Manhandles Manhattan: Monetary Mayhem Motivates Mayor
Idiotic Insurgents Irritate ICE, Incur Indictments…
Vance Vanquishes Vapid View Veterans : Vexed Vixens Vow Vengeance
Alas, a Little Alliteration will Likely Lead to Lackluster Allegiance.
-CNN Still Sucks
-The Clinton’s close to nineteenth nervous breakdown
-Ice Ice Baby. Watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Tyrants, tired of Trump’s triumphs, transition temper tantrum topic to taxation.
Trump trashes trancendentalization. “Trinity Trailblazes Truth!”