Friday Night Open Thread: If I Had Meghan Markle’s Pull . . . Oh, Wait, This Is a PG Site Posted by Oppo on 27 March 2026, 6:00 pm
Meghan Markle’s pull makes masochistic mullahs martyrdom marketability markedly more meaningful, my man. 3 Reply to this comment
If I had Meghan Markle’s pull… I could finally get a key to the executive bathroom at IMAO’s secret HQ. 1 Reply to this comment
If I had Meghan Markle’s pull… I could get all the bacon I want just by posting some choice selfies. Reply to this comment
Meghan Markle’s pull makes masochistic mullahs martyrdom marketability markedly more meaningful, my man.
Kalamity Kry Kiddies!
I’d never sink a putt.
She may have pull, but how would she be at dancing around a pole?
Prince Andrew:
“Hey Meghan, pull this baby.”
If I had Meghan Markle’s pull… I’d probably be terrible at Tug-O-War.
If I had Meghan Markle’s pull… I could finally get a key to the executive bathroom at IMAO’s secret HQ.
If I had Meghan Markle’s pull… I could get all the bacon I want just by posting some choice selfies.
… my empire would rapidly shrink into the black hole that is my personality…