Straight Line of the Day: Right Now, It Is So Hot in Europe… Posted by Oppo on 29 June 2026, 12:00 pm
…that European tourists are paying good money to travel to the World Cup, just so they can enjoy air conditioning… 4 Reply to this comment
The Washington Department of Health had to put out public notices that our weed here is much stronger than the typical Euro trash after too many FIFA tourists went to the hospital. https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/health-officials-warn-tourists-cannabis 1 Reply to this comment
Right Now, It Is So Hot in Europe… their new citizens think it feels more like home everyday. 6 Reply to this comment
… the French are imagining an American ordering service, so they can whip up an icy stare. Reply to this comment
. . . rioters are burning down their own homes to cool off. As a cost effective bonus, the Molotov cocktails are lighting themselves. 2 Reply to this comment
Fat American tourists are renting out their shade. That white puff of smoke at the Vatican was the former Pope. 2 Reply to this comment
…that everyone is smoking to cover up the stench of B.O…
…people are buying up acreage in Siberia for retirement.
…that European tourists are paying good money to travel to the World Cup, just so they can enjoy air conditioning…
…and all the weed they can smoke in Cali. in just a few days .
The Washington Department of Health had to put out public notices that our weed here is much stronger than the typical Euro trash after too many FIFA tourists went to the hospital.
https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/health-officials-warn-tourists-cannabis
. . . the media is reporting deodorant sales in France
… the Matterhorn is now a giant slushy…
…people are longing for the days of the Cold War…
. . . that Britain installed a $700 million fan in their debt ceiling
Pubs have started putting tea bags in their room temperature pints.
Big Ben now resembles a Salvador Dali painting.
Look Kids! Big Bent! Parlemelt!
British Humour has been re-classified as “arid”
Right Now, It Is So Hot in Europe…
their new citizens think it feels more like home everyday.
The current temp in Tehran right now is 80 degrees.
Scandinavian polar bears were buying sunscreen
Brigitte Macron Is putting ice in her jock strap.
… the French are imagining an American ordering service, so they can whip up an icy stare.
. . . rioters are burning down their own homes to cool off. As a cost effective bonus, the Molotov cocktails are lighting themselves.
It is so hot in Europe that the sheep are self-shearing.
It is so hot in Europe that Austrians are no longer nicer than Germans.
…they’ve removed their socks and are just wearing sandals.
… everything is fluid…
Fat American tourists are renting out their shade.
That white puff of smoke at the Vatican was the former Pope.