Straight Line of the Day: “Ye Bastards! Ye Finally Found Out That … “ Posted by Oppo on 23 September 2026, 12:00 pm
Let ye know that “Basil’s” secret self wouldst be “The Caped Casserole,” smiting hunger with ladle, scroll, and wondrous stew from humble scraps. 1 Reply to this comment
Thou shalt keep a great store of thy coin by exchanging the underwriters of thy carriage’s mishap-guarantee. 1 Reply to this comment
the extra 204 pounds in the metric ton are due to the extra “i” we put in our “Aluminium”. 2 Reply to this comment
“Ye Bastids”! That’s how they say it in the United Socialist Borough of the Bronx. 1 Reply to this comment
“… businessmen who use the acronym ‘POS’ for ‘point of service’ know the other meaning, but keep using it that way because they like having a secret, immature giggle.” 3 Reply to this comment
…it really is “Basil” and not “Basil”.
Let ye know that “Basil’s” secret self wouldst be “The Caped Casserole,” smiting hunger with ladle, scroll, and wondrous stew from humble scraps.
…that A.I. is two letters…
Thou shalt keep a great store of thy coin by exchanging the underwriters of thy carriage’s mishap-guarantee.
…none of the craters on the moon are nuke-related…
Thoust truly hath done it. Ye doth blown it to smithereens.
…I be a bastard too!
Thines daddy is whomst I am, as get around did’st I.
…penguins have knees!
the extra 204 pounds in the metric ton are due to the extra “i” we put in our “Aluminium”.
That Prince Charles is 1/32 Benjamin Franklin
“Ye Bastids”!
That’s how they say it in the United Socialist Borough of the Bronx.
“Ye Bastards! Ye Finally Found Out That … “It was Barzini all along!”
“….. walking the bloody plank ain’t part of yer friendly swim meet.
“… businessmen who use the acronym ‘POS’ for ‘point of service’ know the other meaning, but keep using it that way because they like having a secret, immature giggle.”