You can argue with people who disagree with you. You can’t really argue with people who claim they alone know what you believe.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) August 17, 2012
Fred Durst announces that Limp Bizkit is “over,” solemnly turns hat forward, pulls out goatee hairs one by one
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 17, 2012
According to Japanese custom, if someone shakes your hand you must chop their head off
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) August 17, 2012
Babies are very resilient! Mine have fallen off the bed, been dragged away by dogs, run over by mopeds, you name it!
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) August 18, 2012
Inquiring minds want to know…can moon nuking be next for NASA? http://news.yahoo.com/pew-pew-pew-nasas-curiosity-rover-zaps-mars-051410654.html
I think that free fact is wrong. I spent a year and a half in Japan, met a lot of folks, shook a lot of hands, and never got my head cut off. Not even once.
Indeed, zzyzx, the United States has fired the first weapon on Mars! Gasp!
If the Martians shoot back, there be interplanetary war! Obama should write a strongly-worded letter threatening with sanctions against Mars. We could freeze their assets.
Wait…
You can argue with people who disagree with you. You can’t really argue with people who claim they alone know what you believe.
Bacon for Dan McLaughlin!