Weird how usually the defense team gets its punk to shave — suddenly the hairy shirtless tattooed freak seen running through the trailer park from the meth lab on “Cops” is suddenly a clean-cut, glasses-wearing upstanding young man — but this clown wants to do the opposite. Well, if he wants to be convicted, we can oblige.
I have a belt sander they can borrow. Anything to help our boys in the service!
Waxing his head would be better.
Off topic: Okay, who’s watching the Convention this evening? It sure would be fun to live-blog/chat the thing, especially the DNC coming next week.
My co-blogger wanted to live-blog the RNC…but apparently you have to pay money for such a thing.
So instead, we plan to send a monkey to the DNC equipped with a smart phone to give us live updates.
We tested this, and it was mostly just gibberish.
So, yeah…success!
Water bearding, you mean.
I suggest using a blowtorch to do the job.
Painful bit quick: wrapping it in a tamale and making him run past Michelle.
Shave him the Muslim way, from ear to ear and front to back.
I’d suggest using the national razor.
Weird how usually the defense team gets its punk to shave — suddenly the hairy shirtless tattooed freak seen running through the trailer park from the meth lab on “Cops” is suddenly a clean-cut, glasses-wearing upstanding young man — but this clown wants to do the opposite. Well, if he wants to be convicted, we can oblige.