Obama's plan for reforming the NSA is basically, spying will continue is usual, but they'll feel super weird about it.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) January 17, 2014
IF YOU LIKE YOUR PRIVACY…
— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) January 17, 2014
Take this quiz! Which two-dimensional TV character written by a socially-challenged depressive are YOU?
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) January 17, 2014
"Looks like an open & shut case sarge"
"Yes, yes, a suitcase I believe they're called. Very nice. Holy crap there's a dead body next to it"
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 20, 2014