Apparently this is supposed to be a parody of “list of stuff” videos, but it’s a spot-on match to MY life, so I’m not really sure what the parody part is.
(NOTE: Some items in questionable taste)
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Oh, and that item at 1:20? Yeah, I actually saw Frank J. do that once.

If straightjackets were that easy to escape from I’d already have a necklace of ears.
Are you sure FramkJ was talking to a tree? Could have been Al Gore he was yelling at
It was definitely a tree:
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/068831.php
Huh.