Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…
Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…
Door stop.
Barista.
Life coach for death row inmates.
darth wookie in star wars VII
… include Dog Tenderizer, Drone Target, School Lunch Taste Tester.
Vacation consultant
…randomly providing Bigfoot sightings
…include becoming Paula Deen’s sous chef.
…”Reset” repairman.
…dietician at a North Korean prison camp.
…to eliminate moving costs, she has resolved to woo and wed the successful presidential candidate.
. . . Secretary of Nagging in the next administration
. . . professional contestant in tofu-eating contests
…Stamping License Plates, if there’s any justice int the world…
…Lunch Mom at a Chicago elementary school. *Shudder*
Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options… and if all of those other options fail Chicago still has some communities that need organizing.
…the realm of possibilities is endless because: http://youtu.be/-DIETlxquzY
Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…
…White House maid.
…Bill’s next conquest followed by a book tour.
…Hillary’s next conquest followed by a book tour.
Worf impersonator
Shoulders consultant
Boob belt designer
#problemsolver
Iowa Jim, how did you miss “Screatary of Nagriculture?”
nNvermind. I can see why.
The teleprompter had it misspelled.
Godzilla on the Universal Studios Tour.
Beard for hire.
Rumors are growing that Michelle Obama will run for Senate in 2016. Other post-White House career options…
The All Being, master of time, space and dimensions.
Race hustler.
Succubus
Amway salesperson
Death’s apprentice.
…curing sex offenders. They just put them in a room and have Michelle walk in naked. After seeing that they never want to have sex with anyone ever again.
…Chewbacca’s mother in Star Wars, episode VII
Put those awesome arms and shoulders to work pounding rocks or shoveling gravel.
…rent out her booty as a seven league boot testing ground.
…circus geek, biting the heads off of people too chicken to not let her bite their heads off.
…search for the one armed man who owes her a leg.
…make speeches about the last time she was proud of her country.
Chicago Bears Offensive End.
Drywall Hanger
Wicked Witch of the Mid-West. (Barely beats out Hillary.)
Sasquatch Impersonator.
…maybe she can handle LeBron when he faces up at the top…
… Executive Director of Yoplait (pronounced “yo plate”).
… Bond girl (Hillary grabbed up all the stocks).
… proud part of the Public Broad Casting System.
… developer of Hasbro ™ affirmative action figures.
… spokeswoman for Kool-Aid: “A Punch For Fat Kids!”
… constant Corrections officer.
… spokeswoman for Ray-Ban ™: “Rays!!! I ban you!!!”
… running an animal farm.
… pre-emptive repo agent.
… host of reality show “Here Comes Hubby Boo-Boo.”
full time hashtag warrior for the down trodden!!!!!
… ambassador at very large.
… head of Make A Witch Foundation.
(EDIT:) A previous one shoulda been “proud member of the Public Broad Caste System.” Durn it.
They could move in with the Clintons to help share expenses. It’s tough having to downsize because of unemployment.
Spokesperson for arugula.