[High Praise! to American Digest]
Archive of entries posted on 3rd June 2014
Not a Parody
You will not believe this guy is serious. It HAS to be some kind of weird SNL parody of “America’s Got Talent”, right?
[Cameron Carpenter – Cameron Carpenter – Birth of the International Touring Organ ] (Viewer #121,760)
Nope. Totally serious.
Thing is, the guy’s got the chops to back it up. He’s like a pipe organ ninja. After watching him play with his feet, I have too much respect for him to even comment on his shoes.
[Bach Cello Suite No.1 Prelude – Cameron Carpenter (organ)] (Viewer #88,393)
The New Joe the Plumber?
The White House is refusing to confirm whether President Obama followed up on his pledge to take a 5% pay cut due to sequestration last year.
Whoever asked the question just cut his chances of avoiding an audit, though.
Obamamcare: Promised vs. Delivered
Link of the Day: Audience Participation Experiment
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
Also, at the end, 4of7 has a question for you…
BONUS LINK (Bacon to Basil!):
Looks like the ol’ IMAO 3am Obama Upside Down Phone meme is making another round. As always, the best part is the arguments in the comments about whether it’s photoshopped.
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Wisdom of the Day: Eyelash Nod Donut Forest Hurricanes Haunted Car
*eyelash falls into eye*
AAARGH YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT ME!
— a neat robot (@dinnersruined) August 29, 2013
Neighbors, ruining a perfectly good head nod with a "Hey, how are you?"
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) June 2, 2014
Asking me my favorite donut is like asking me to pick a favorite child.
Jelly and Timothy.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) June 2, 2014
I threw my e cig out on a hike and accidentally started a forest firefox.
— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) June 2, 2014
If more Americans would remember to spay or neuter their hurricanes, we wouldn't have so many unwanted strays.
— Popehat (@Popehat) June 2, 2014
A carnival haunted house filled with bakers and chefs who jump out and yell "Gluten!"
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) June 2, 2014
porsche makes a car called the "targa", named after a road race that killed many. it's like naming a car "911"
— Huge bee in the car (@neonwario) June 2, 2014
Like an Escalade Whacking a Prius
California Governor Jerry Brown gave his dire pronouncement on climate change: “humanity is on a collision course with nature”.
Yeah, but unlike Jerry, I’m rooting for humanity to win.
Obama Warned Us – Risk
Climate change is putting some of our nation’s most cherished historic landmarks at risk: http://ofa.bo/jgu #ActOnClimate
“For example, all those coal-burning power plants I’m having shut down with my crazy EPA regulations.”
Straight Line of the Day: Democrats Are Getting Set to Unveil Their New Slogan for 2014…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Democrats are getting set to unveil their new slogan for 2014…
O’Shizzle
IMAO has a strick No Irish policy. I’m not sure if this is evidence supporting it or refuting it.
Tip: Roxy Maunz, Facebook
Random Thoughts: Mario Kart, Climate Model, and Hurricanes
Teaching our language is so hard. “Add ‘ed’ to the end of a verb to make past tense, except for these 80 million exceptions: saw, took,…”
“More like ‘Mario Fart’!” -line I’m saving for if Nintendo one day releases a bad Mario Kart game
Can I really criticize the police for carelessly chucking a flashbang grenade in a room when I do that all the time in Call of Duty?
If I were president, all my signing statements would be about what a good show Community and how everyone should watch it.
According to my climate model, soon thousands of Persian arrows will blot out the son. Wait, I put in wrong year…
Most men don’t understand what the #YesAllWomen thing is about because they were only pretending to listen.
#YesAllHurricanes
Why don’t we give hurricanes names people know to be scared of, like Hillary?
If you consider it Obama’s job to provide plenty of content for news coverage and commentary, he does a really good job as president.
Unlike Zombie Hordes, Malicious Bureaucrats Are Real
During a recent speech, Eric Holder complained that too many people “irrationally fear the new America that is emerging”.
Which is a silly thing for people to do, since under this crew, there’s so much to rationally fear.