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Archive of entries posted on 23rd June 2014
Does This Video Look Crooked to You?
[My OCD (Song)] (Viewer #615,749)
Oh, and this is the first I’ve ever heard about Googling “askew“.
Also, it’s the last time I will ever Google “askew”. That’s just WRONG, man…
Foreign Policy
One of the five Taliban leaders freed from Guantanamo Bay vowed he would go to Afghanistan and fight there again.
Wish we could get Obama to say that.
Proverb: Updated & Politicized
(Based on this clunky version I found at Freedom Is Just Another Word [High Praise!])
If you give a liberal a fish, he will eat for one day.
If you teach a liberal how to fish, he will jab himself with the fishhook, claim disability, and let the government take care of him.
Link of the Day: Whatever the Opposite of a Joke Is, Here’s 25 of Them
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever
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Wisdom of the Day: Pilot Turtles Ouija Lego Old IRS
Saw a pilot wearing a tie with pictures of airplanes on it. After thinking about it for a couple hours, I'm okay with that.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 20, 2014
Hi, I’d like to return these turtles. They don’t do karate.
— Viktor Winetrout, Jr (@Cpin42) June 20, 2014
M-O-R-E L-I-K-E O-U-I-J-A B-O-R-E-D i signal to my grandchildren from purgatory
— Markus J (@MarkusJ) June 20, 2014
Neighbors just watched me unpack a crate and carry a lifesize LEGO statue of myself into my house. I guess I'm the weird neighbor.
— Jonathan Coulton (@jonathancoulton) June 20, 2014
want to feel old? why? what's wrong with you, that you would want that
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) June 20, 2014
Washington is a fist, and the IRS is its middle finger.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) June 20, 2014
It’s Ford’s Fault!
The percentage of American civilians 16 or older who do not have a job and are not actively seeking one is at it’s highest since 1978.
Obama not only hasn’t fixed HIS bad economy, he hasn’t even fixed Carter’s.
Obama Warned Us – Public Opinion
“If public opinion does not demand change in Congress, it will not change.” -President Obama on legislation to prevent gun violence
“Unless Democrats gang up and pass a bill in the middle of the night like they did with Obamacare.”
Straight Line of the Day: Japan Wants To Hold Robot Olympics in 2020. Expect to See…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Japan wants to hold Robot Olympics in 2020. Expect to see…
Random Thoughts: Perfect Crime, Hillary, and the IRS
Give to the Liberty Island campaign – not just because they’re publishing me, but because it’s the right thing to do.
Know what’s the perfect crime? Murdering a jury. You can’t get a fair trial because any jury will be biased against you.
So this rapist everyone is talking about that Hillary defended — is that her husband or someone else?
So if you’re a true soccer fan, is a game with as many goals in it as the Switzerland/France game really boring?
Despite all the scandals, polls show the public still has a 34% confidence that the IRS wouldn’t punch a baby in the face just for fun.
A tie! Everybody’s a winner!
If you can end on a tie, it’s not actually a sport.
I need to plug blinds.com. Did you know if you were an idiot and mis-measured, they’ll make and send new blinds for free?
Man, I’m good at pitching woo. Had a 100mph fastball going. Nearly took her head off.
Up In the Polls With His Base
A new poll shows that 55% of Americans say that the Obama administration has made the country weaker.
100% of released Taliban prisoners happily agree.