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Japan wants to hold Robot Olympics in 2020. Expect to see…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Japan wants to hold Robot Olympics in 2020. Expect to see…
… the field of entrants turn on their creators and start to level Tokyo, until some teenagers with strange hairdos and really big eyes put a stop to them.
iRobot’s roomba clean up
MechaGodzilla vs. MechaKong
… certain eastern European robots disqualified after investigations find out they’re using illegal voltage.
… the IOC sue the living **** out of these organizers for even breathing the word “Olympics” without a hefty licensing fee.
… the Russian judge-bot award an undeserved 0x0A in gymnastics.
… “American” entrants that were assembled in China.
…the robot soccer event spiral out of control due to the constant teraflopping…
… a Samsung robot that looks suspiciously like the Apple iRobot.
… nerdgasms.
… Bob Costas for about 90% of the prime-time broadcast’s screen time.
Accusations of steroid use by the Gundam.
…separate competitions for Malebots, Fembots, and Transformers.
…free condoms and WD-40 at the Olympic Village.
@13 – snort!
…a boxing demonstration by the Rock ’em, Sock ’em robots.
@14: To be fair, they really don’t want to catch any virii.
…the javelin will throw you.
Expect to See…
…the swimming events which will be shocking.
…battle bots be renamed “olympic tryouts”
…the torch will be a Burning Man: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/BurningMan-picture.jpg
. . . robot soccer which is just as boring as what’s happening now in the World Cup.
…a small but vocal group of protestors claiming that Humans should not be worshipped as creators and quite possibly not actually exist.
…a bunch of Obama selfies.
… bukakki done with hydraulic oil with the competition based on which one can pivot faster.
…the droids we’re looking for
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Japan wants to hold Robot Olympics in 2020. Expect to see…
Al Gore suing the organizers when they don’t allow him to compete.
Flo-Bot from Progressive winning the Gold, Vince-Bot from ShamWow winning the Silver, and the GEICO Pig-Bot winning the Bronze in the Please Mute Me competition.
The robot from Lost In Space lighting the flame at the opening ceremony from across the stadium. How cool would that be!
…the answer to the nagging question, who would win in a fight between Voltron and Tranzor Z.
…a not-exactly-unexpected attack by Godzilla.
A much more diverse Hooker population.
… Robbie will be the final Judge for all events.
Play-by-play announcer: R2-D2
Color commentator: C-3PO
Off-Color: Bender
Opening Ceremony: Cast of the Small World exhibit performs Styx’s “Mr. Roboto.”
Closing Ceremony: About thirty seconds later.
“LET’S GET READY TO ROOMBA!”