(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

A new report shows that President Obama has dismissed scandals as “political footballs” at least 11 times.
Which might work better for him if he’d stop running it into his own end zone.
(Submitted by jw via Stockman.House.Gov [High Praise!])
Republican Congressman Steve Stockman of Texas introduced a bill. I’ve lifted the following description from the Congressman’s site:
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Under Stockman’s bill, “The Dog Ate My Tax Receipts Act,” taxpayers who do not provide documents requested by the IRS can claim one of the following reasons:
1. The dog ate my tax receipts
2. Convenient, unexplained, miscellaneous computer malfunction
3. Traded documents for five terrorists
4. Burned for warmth while lost in the Yukon
5. Left on table in Hillary’s Book Room
6. Received water damage in the trunk of Ted Kennedy’s car
7. Forgot in gun case sold to Mexican drug lords
8. Forced to recycle by municipal Green Czar
9. Was short on toilet paper while camping
10. At this point, what difference does it make?
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[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
The Wonderful World of Hypercubes – Part 3
Some bold and awesome designs this week, plus a new Kevin Koastie, and a color-it-yourself design.
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In Canada, police are searching for 3 inmates who escaped from jail using a helicopter.
Obviously a publicity stunt for a new Canadian TV show, “The Eh-Team”.
“It continues to be a very smart investment to go to college.” -President Obama #CollegeOpportunity
“It pays to be the smartest guy working the deep fryer.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest weapon to be added to the US military’s arsenal…
Nancy Pelosi said that Gitmo being open caused “more terrorism” than releasing its prisoners.
Right… and bullets sitting in a gun kill more people than bullets that have been fired.