You couldn’t actually get rid of all the guns in this country because the people with guns would shoot you if you tried. Makes you think.

You can easily defeat low-level trolls with fire-based spells. For high-level trolls, just avoid clicking their article on Slate.

“We located the enemy, Mr. President.”
“Did you tell them I’m really smart?”
“No. Blew them up with a hellfire missile.”
“I’m really smart.”

Saw a bumper sticker referring to the current president as a moron without naming the president. Can probably leave that on for decades.

Since they banned bossy what am I supposed to tell my daughter she is being when she tries to enforce arbitrary rules on everyone? The government?