[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Every time I’m in a strange city and I notice there’s a white guy following me, I tighten my grip on my keychain mace.
Crackers are just creepy.
Anyway, click here to get the complete story on racism in alarm company ads.

As an official Census 2010 Cracker-American, I demand reparations from alarm companies!
we is in ur howzes steelin ur tunas
They could be white “hispanics”, they blend.