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Charles Krauthammer remarked on Obama’s performance: “The sun rises in the east. They haven’t screwed that up yet.”
Meh. He’s still got a couple years.
Screenshot from Obama’s Twitter:

First, this administration lecturing ANYONE about debt is like a stumbling-drunk frat boy who’s just finished half a keg grabbing some other kid’s first beer out of his hand and saying “Whoa, there, slugger! Time to slow down and drink responsibly!”
Second, outside of honorary ones, NOBODY gets a degree without debt. Might as well hashtag #BirdsNotWings.
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friday the 13th is unlucky for jason voorhees too, y'know. sometimes he'll swing the machete too hard & cut his belt and his pants fall down
— john freiler (@johnfreiler) June 13, 2014
Barack Costanza: "I gave Iraq to Al Qaeda & 'lost' all the IRS emails!"
Press: "Brilliant work, Mr. President!"
Barack Costanza: "Dammit!"
— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 13, 2014
My nephew just asked me how Anakin Skywalker became bad. I said "It's a long boring story."
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 14, 2014
A State Department spokeswoman said that, on foreign policy matters, President Obama “doesn’t give himself enough credit”.
That’s ok. America’s enemies give him all he deserves.
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“Someday you may become President! Or even a purple-shirted SEIU thug!”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
So as I mentioned, Liberty Island is going into book publishing, and the first book they publish will be my science fiction novel, Superego. Some may remember that from me doing a story piece by piece on my blog back in 2005 that ended up being surprisingly popular. I’ve since completely rewritten it from scratch (maybe a sentence or two survives from the original) and it now twice as long with more characterization and twists and turns. And it’s actually edited. I’m very excited for everyone to see it, and it should come out some time in September (cover image is currently being worked on).
In the meantime, Liberty Island is doing crowdfunding to get themselves up and running as a book publisher. They are publishing conservatives and libertarians and other counter-cultural people — basically, you’ll get to read stories by people who don’t hate your guts. Which is kind of nice. One of the first rewards is my book (for any pledge over $5, you at least get my ebook). You can get the print book for $15 and a signed copy (signed by me!) for $25. There are also other rewards you can pick such as getting every book from Liberty Island’s first year for just $35 (which may include another novel by me; I’m working on a number of others).
So this is where you come in. You go to the PubSlush, give them some money, and choose a reward. I don’t think Liberty Island is starting their main publicity until later this week, so you, my precious blog readers, get first shot at the rewards. And it only takes $5 to at least get the ebook version of my book. And you want my novel. It would be insane if you didn’t. I know I haven’t written a novel before so I’m not sure how to promote myself as a fiction writer, but I promise I write good. I have a very short attention span, so I’m not going to be able to sit down and write a novel unless lots of stuff constantly happens in it so I don’t get bored writing it.
Anyway, Superego is about an intergalactic hitman who is unable to internalize morality — killing leaves no more mark on his conscience than tying a shoe — who accidentally ends up a hero. There’s also sort of a love story in it, but it’s kind of weird because the main character is a psychopath. My idea with the novel was to explore morality by inventing a character who has no practical use for it, but mainly the story is a fun action adventure. It is not a comedy — which is new for me — but it still has plenty of humor in it, of course.
Anyway, I’m very excited about this. I’ve wanted to be a novelist long before I started blogging, and I’m finally making a real go at it thank to Liberty Island. So go to PubSlush, put in some money to help Liberty Island get started, and choose a reward level. And then wait eagerly for Superego to come out so you finally get to read a novel by the Frank J. Fleming. And buying my novel will be mandatory, so you might as well get on that now.
You’ll hear more of this as the crowdfunding campaign goes on, and as we get near the release of my novel, and then then after when my novel is out, and then forever.
UPDATE: There has been some confusion on this, but to get a print book, you have to specifically select a funding level that mentions the print book, so either $15 for Superego in print or $25 for signed copy. All funding levels will get the ebook, though.
I think I have soccer fever! No, wait — it’s just a regular fever. I was panicking there for a minute.
Just to set the record straight, what was Hitler’s stance on the Oxford comma?
Ceding the stuff blamed on Bush, wouldn’t it be nice for Obama to have a good accomplishment instead of something bad that’s not his fault?
Maybe a good way to get ahead in journalism is to pretend to be one of Bill Clinton’s illegitimate children.
America didn’t pay attention to World Cup even when we hosted it. People wandered onto field during games and said, “What’s going on here?”
The choice always seems to be between unelectable extremists and inoffensive moderates who never threaten to do anything useful.
Sounds like the only responsible thing to do now is fire everyone in the IRS just to be on the safe side.
I didn’t mean to be a white male.
Liberty Island is going into book publishing, and my science fiction novel, Superego, will be their first title.
Pledge at least $5 for Liberty Island, and you’ll get the ebook version of my novel.
It has to be exciting because I have a very short attention span and wouldn’t be able to write than much if it didn’t hold my interest.
There are guns and explosions and fights in my novel. And probably some humor. So preorder a copy.
There’s also a exploration of the nature of morality through my constructing a character who has no practical need for it, but mainly action.
Anyway, I will continue to mention this over and over for quite some time.
“What foul demons from the depths of hell have I awoken!” -discoverer of popcorn
In Idaho, shouldn’t they be called dumpgulls or mallgulls because there ain’t no sea.
I doubt it was men who requested they also put changing tables in the men’s room.
I still think there is a 25% chance that other countries only pretend to like soccer in some sort of joke made to baffle Americans.
I’m trying to imagine the conditions our ancestors worked in where paperweights was a necessary thing.
My wife called Spock’s move the “Vulcan death-grip.” She’s lucky she’s pretty.
Rumor has it that Hillary might give her new memoir’s ghostwriter credit for it.
Makes sense. We already know the names of her other 4 ghosts.