Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as he is egotistical.
…walnuts at anonymiss’ house
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
it gets.
Bernie Getz.
rocks as pets.
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
Michael Moore at an all-U-can eat buffet.
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
a fart in an elevator.
…recreational rectal thermometry
Nickelback.
…a feminist in a frat house.
…a p3nis at a NOW convention.
…facts for a liberal.
…an original idea for liberals.
…accountability for his administration.
…CNN in Prime Time.
… soap to a Frenchman.
… schick razors to members of the Taliban.
… soccer to most Americans.
…Jim Carrey at an NRA convention.
…John Kerry at a Swiftboat convention.
…Terri Gross at a Hillary 2016 convention.
…a conservative on campus.
…a country band at Lollapalooza.
…Jar Jar Binks at …well anywhere.
…Joe Biden at a MENSA meeting
… temper control is among Portuguese center-backs.
…john roberts at hobby lobby.
…kathleen sebilius with the little sisters of the poor
…a tuna embargo at DamnCat’s house
… George Wallace campaigning in Harlem.
…a red tide in your clam bed.
…paint that won’t dry.
…flies in your mouth.
…morning glory roots.
…au Gratin potatoes.
…Carrie at the prom.
…pollsters.
…those liposuction smoothies on Michelle’s school lunch menu.
…trusting your safety to an Obama official and realizing worst case scenario is not an option, it’s policy.
New Coke
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
Grandma trying to slip you the tongue.
…last week’s tuna.
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
… cauliflower is to an eight year old.
…a Baby Ruth in the swimming pool.
…an actual turd in the swimming pool.
…ringworm.
…that host of ailments Blue Star Ointment was supposed to get rid of.
…lawyers.
…a musket to the junk.
…the relentless drip, drip, drip of gonorrhea.
… Senator Obama without all the federal cash to spread around.
… pollsters will allow him to be. Interview more Democrats, boys!
@12 – I would think Joe would be quite popular – there are quite a view Hello Kitty fans in Mensa.
… the guy who has a few rounds of drinks and appetizers, and then disappears when the check comes.
… wait a sec. He *is* that guy.
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as…
…MSNBC
…The Cruel Shoes
…ants at a picnic
…mood rings
…secured borders (apparently)
…The Cruel Shoes (Clarification… not the book but the shoes themselves)
….the sequel to Blazing Saddles
… dog poop in a theater.
Pooping out a rose bush.
A new poll shows that President Obama is now as unpopular as he ever was but now people are less afraid to admit it.
The common cold.
Bird Flu.
As a novelist put it, “…as a fart in a bathysphere.”
Salmonella at a potluck.
A skunk at a lawn party.
…child proof advil to an arthritis suffer
…gas prices listed in cash with a higher price for credit
…wind farms for bald eagles
…the United States for Obama
…reality for liberals
…the USMC with terrorists
…the Enola Gay with Hiroshima
A flaming bag of dog sh*t, after it’s on your shoe.