[High Praise! to DoublePlusUndead]
Come get your inclusiveness, boys:

During an interview at the White House, President Obama said “the world is less violent than it has ever been”.
Sure, but the World Cup Finals aren’t here yet.
[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]
Sometimes what you REALLY need in a bleak, dark landscape is to hear a sane human voice say “it’s not hopeless”.
This… is that.
That Light is NOT an Oncoming Train!
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[Cubicles & Careers Episode 1: Orc ] (Viewer #41,894)
I suspect I haven’t played enough D&D to get ALL the subtle references in this video, but I’ve played enough to be amused by the pokes they take at the more common tropes, and I really like the premise.
There’s more videos in this series. Bacon to them for being brief & to the point, instead of ill-paced and tiresome, like an SNL sketch:
During an interview, President Obama said that as soon as the next president is sworn in, he plans to be “on a beach somewhere, drinking out of a coconut”.
Glad to hear it won’t interfere with his regular vacation plans.
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Of course, liberals may complain that it’s not a fair comparison because fish are physically incapable of firing a gun.
True.
But so are the legally disarmed.