During an interview, President Obama said that as soon as the next president is sworn in, he plans to be “on a beach somewhere, drinking out of a coconut”.
Glad to hear it won’t interfere with his regular vacation plans.
AP (Sept. 2017) Oahu. A man claiming to be the former President of the United States was arrested for camping on the beach without a permit; and for littering. Police Capt. Philip Fong stated that, “There were at least two dozen or more discarded coconut shells littering the man’s camp site and they were unsightly and presented a hazard to other beach goers.” The man’s claims of being the former president are being investigated, meanwhile he is being held for mental observation.
Regular work-day plans, you mean.
coconut….why, that’s a racist thing to say!
Headed back to his ‘home town’ of Chicago, I see!
Fine. Let’s cancel his pension and secret service. He won’t need it on the beach where he’s going.
Guantanamo has a beach.
Devil’s Island, too, but we’d need to do some negotiating.
AP (Sept. 2017) Oahu. A man claiming to be the former President of the United States was arrested for camping on the beach without a permit; and for littering. Police Capt. Philip Fong stated that, “There were at least two dozen or more discarded coconut shells littering the man’s camp site and they were unsightly and presented a hazard to other beach goers.” The man’s claims of being the former president are being investigated, meanwhile he is being held for mental observation.