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Archive of entries posted on 19th June 2014
It Would Seem to Follow
Scientists say they have no explanation for the recent increase in the number earthquakes in California.
Although the Democrats running the place apparently seem to think it stems from people not being taxed enough.
Mommy Anti-Gun March Escorted by Cop
Link of the Day: Slideshow – Declassified Military Secrets
(Submitted by jw [High Praise!])
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Wisdom of the Day: Trademark Patient Team Licks Comma Gun Fight Shock
And upon hearing that the Redskins had lost their trademark, the grad student wept. For he had no more worlds to conquer.
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 18, 2014
"Please be patient" ~ A Russian doctor asking someone to get sick
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) June 18, 2014
The Washington Redskins lost the trademark on their team name. Great. Now EVERY team's going to want it.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) June 18, 2014
How many licks of ice cream does it take to get to the center of a clinical depression?
— Viktor Winetrout, Jr (@Cpin42) June 18, 2014
OXFORD COMMA! IN THESE TOUGH ECONOMIC TIMES! MOST PEOPLE PREFER UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX COMMA!
— DRUNK HULK (@DRUNKHULK) June 18, 2014
I own a gun so if a robber breaks into my home and steals my stuff I can shoot all my stuff and break it so the robber can't enjoy any of it
— slick (@FanofHell) June 18, 2014
the first rule of fight club is google ron paul
— Churlish (@Cryptoterra) June 18, 2014
they should replace "WARNING: HIGH VOLTAGE" signs with "WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!" signs
— Brian Lee (@LRcomic) June 18, 2014
Accountability Matters
During a speech on the VA scandal, President Obama said he would “always take responsibility for whatever happens”.
So he’ll be throwing the scapegoats under the bus personally?
Obama Warned Us – Carbon
President Obama needs your help in reducing carbon pollution: http://ofa.bo/dlL #ActOnClimate
“So put on your Official Settled Science tinfoil hat and chant ‘I believe in global warming!'”
Straight Line of the Day: What REALLY Happened to Lois Lerner’s Emails?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What REALLY happened to Lois Lerner’s emails?
Do Frank J. a Favor
I wasn’t sure about this crowdfunding, but it’s chugging along now that Liberty Island has officially launched the campaign.
Now, I don’t ask you readers for much. I mean, I do constantly ask you for money. And there was that one time I asked for a kidney (and stop asking what for). And then there was that time I asked you all to keep quiet even though that made you complicit in a felony. But other than that, I’ve given without asking to receive. But now I am asking: Please contribute to the Liberty Island campaign. I’ve wanted to be a novelist long before I started blogging (even before I thought of nuking the moon), and now they are going to publish my first novel. And I need it to be a huge success. Think about it; what if it’s such a big hit I get down the path to being a full time writer. Then guess what I have more time for? That’s right: blogging.
Well, just because I’ll have more time to blog doesn’t mean I will, but in theory, great blog posts again. In the least, you’ll be seeing more books from me — both fiction and my non-fiction (though, if you’ve read those, you know I pretty much make everything up in those too). So please help support me by helping Liberty Island. Any amount would be great, but do check out the rewards for larger contributions (and don’t you want a copy signed by me, the great Frank J.?). And please spread the word.
So do this and you’ll be on your way to working off the great debt you owe me from reading my blog posts. So contribute now and help me and other conservative writers. Thanks.
Random Thoughts: New Zealand, Redskins, and Fire Phone
Love the Flight of the Conchords show; such a light touch with the humor. Too bad only the two seasons.
So New Zealand is basically Australia’s Canada?
Washington Hippie Punch #NewRedskinsName
The Washington [name redacted] #NewRedskinsName
The Washington I’m Offended! #NewRedskinsName
Was there an offensive named used for the Na’vi used in Avatar? I think you can still disparage made up races. #NewRedskinsName
The Washington Indians, But Not the Kind from Asia #NewRedskinsName
On the bright side for them, the Washington Whatevers are going to make a ton of money when fans have to buy new merchandise.
Racism in sports apparently equals huge scorn and huge profits.
The crowdfunding for Liberty Island is well under way. Join and get my novel when it releases.
Will it be the best novel you’ve ever read? Yes. Absolutely. How could I possibly write anything less?
The Washington Slurs #NewRedskinsName
When you start to realize all the horrible things they say about the right is projection, the left can be pretty scary.
Amazon Fire Phone
Hey, I can still claim to have the latest iPhone; I’m not getting a new phone yet.
Be funny if Amazon forgot to put regular phone functionality on their phone. “Totally slipped our mind with all the other features.”
You’ll know Hillary is serious about campaigning when you see her put “Hillary 2016” stickers on her walker.
Because she’s old.
Hey, everyone; be like the Puppy Blender and support culture.
Was going to write a children’s story about nuking the moon, but the title I wanted, “Goodnight Moon”, was already taken.
Bear Facts
Researchers recently admitted that their estimate for the total number of polar bears in the Arctic was “simply a qualified guess given to satisfy public demand.”
In other words, more BS than a Baloney Sandwich factory.