Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What REALLY happened to Lois Lerner’s emails?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What REALLY happened to Lois Lerner’s emails?
Check Superman’s spam folder.
Joe Biden
What REALLY happened to Lois Lerner’s emails?
Never written.
What REALLY happened to Lois Lerner’s emails?
Terminated, with extreme prejudice.
What REALLY happened to Lois Lerner’s emails?
Lookest thou over there!
Made you look.
She kept clicking that little red thingy.
Memory hole.
“Umm…hello, IT department? My hard drive crashed. It was right after I did an fdisk command. Is there any way you can recover it? No? You’re sure? OK, good…er…I mean, darn it!”
What difference at this point does it make? Just sayin’.
The dog ate them.
Then the president ate the dog.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
email gnomes
What REALLY happened to Lois Lerner’s emails?
Ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get my email, better make it fast
Now don’t go wasting my precious time
Get your subpoenas together or I’ll just pay the fine
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my Emails, you gotta get them from my friends
(Got them from my friends)
Nothing lasts forever, Hard drives met their ends
If you wanna have my emails, I got none to give
Computers crash too easy, but that’s the way it is
Oh, what do you think about that
Now you know how we deal
Say, you can handle my email, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won’t be hasty, I’ll waste your time
If you really want them then kiss them goodbye
Yo I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my emails, you gotta get them from my friends
(Gotta get them from my friends)
Hard Drives don’t last forever, emails meet bad ends
If you want my emails, I’ve got none to give
(I’ve got none to give)
Their destruction was too easy, but that’s the way it is
So, here’s a story from A to Z
You wanna get my emails, you gotta listen carefully
We got ‘Em in the place where they won’t see a face
You got nothing, zip nary a trace
Issa they don’t come for free, even with a subpoenee…
And as for me, ha you’ll see
Screw your subpoena clown and wind it all down
Screw your subpoena clown and wind it all down
If you want my emails, you gotta get them from my friends
(Gotta get them from my friends)
Hard Drives don’t last forever, emails meet bad ends
If you want my emails, I’ve got none to give
(I’ve got none to give)
Their destruction was too easy, but that’s the way it is
If you want my emails
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Try, try, try, try, tray (Oops! They’re gone forever)
Screw your subpoena clown and wind it all down
Screw your subpoena clown and wind it all down
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Screw your subpoena clown and wind it all down
Screw your subpoena clown and zigazig ah
If you want my emails.
CA landfill. Next to the copies of E.T. for Atari.
Let’s just say Sandy Berger feels warmly about them.
Check Sandy Berger’s pants
Dang, Apostic beat me to it
They were deleted with extreme prejudice by a robot sent from the future, Gov-net’s first feeble attempt to destroy the tea party by supporting the government’s covert suppression effort.
They are stashed away with Iraq’s WMDs in Syria
The cat’s in the bag, the bag’s in the river.
{replace Cat with Dog as appropriate}
http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/115897/article_9e960dc6edeeee08_1352274094_9j-4aaqsk.jpeg
Check between the couch cushions.
Went thru the official Eric Holder fast & furious shredder. (2X, just to be sure)
They were confiscated and destroyed by the Spanish inquisition, which, of course, nobody expected.
… bird cage liner
According to this lying administration, they’re with Jimmy Hoffa and Zippy’s birth certificate at the Easter Bunny’s house.
According to reality, they still exist on a number of sources.
Hmmm, who to believe, who to believe?
Remember not too long ago about the one way ticket to Mars?
Now you know…… the REST of the story!
They were sent to the Maximum Security Storage Center in Bluffdale Utah. http://rt.com/usa/nsa-utah-data-hub-meltdowns-871/
Her dog ate um.
They went into the bit bucket that Obama’s wearing on his head.
They’re on Cloud 9.
Right next to the Ark of Covenant stored at the government facility. It’s being examined by top men,… Top Men.
…her email inbox used to be owned by a guy named Schrodinger, and the emails disappeared when she looked inside.
Emails? What, do you really think she was required to perform actual WORK there?
@31 -Bob in Feenicks, are you certain about that?
@33:
Heisenberg has his doubts.
They went to or came from others in the government whose hard drives have not been “recycled” and as such still able to be found and provided to Congress… it would just be more difficult.
According to the Heineken Uncertainty Principle – after 6 beers you
can’t find your emails. Because you can’t even find your computer!
They were last seen boarding Malaysian Airlines Flight 370.
She used the USPS to send them snail-mail. They should show up around a week from Tuesday.