President Obama has a lot of things to be thankful for this year. Here are just a few.
- He is exempt from ACA.
- Thanks to the Ferguson riots, he now has a new community to organize.
- The grim, looming specter of President Biden is still oddly comforting, like a warm, safe security blanket.
- Thanks to his Hollywood connections, his semi-autobiographical screenplay for The Parent Trap 2* has been green lit.
- The stupidity of the American journalist.
- Thanks to the fine print in his executive amnesty, it doesn’t matter anymore that he was born in Kenya.
- ISIS hasn’t beheaded any African Americans yet, so he didn’t have to fake outrage at them for their racism.
- Michelle isn’t in charge of the Thanksgiving menu this year.
- Due to some savvy lawyering, he was permitted to remain alive even though Satan officially took possession of his soul in 2008.
- His kids don’t have to attend a public school using Common Core.
- He was told he could be a judge when the War on Women had their bikini carwash fundraiser for the 2016 elections.
- He’s still popular among African Americans.
- Frank J has been too busy to mock him for a few weeks.
- There are plenty of plump, little doggies at the pound.
- The millions of new Latin citizens are already used to obeying tyrannical dictators posing as Presidents.
- SCIENCE!**
- And of course, he is most thankful for President Obama. No matter how bad things seem, just imagine how much worse it would be for him if he were not in charge.
*The twins, played by Lindsay Lohan, meet up in rehab while they are both pregnant and then they work together to reconcile each other to their respective baby-daddies (played by Barack), who happens to be the same man, their pimp/dealer, and who also has no idea there are two of them.
**SCIENCE! is a trademark of the political left and is only recognized as valid if it forwards the progressive agenda. All else is not truly SCIENCE! For further information regarding acceptable SCIENCE! please see theministryoftruth.gov.
The public’s amnestysia. (It’s all been done before.)
You know there were 2 sequels to the original Parent Trap with Hayley Mills, right?
I know I’ve said this before, but I’m ready to give President Biden a go. Not in 2 years. Now.
@2 Well yeah, but any Parent Trap pre-Lohan can be easily overturned by executive order.
@3 I’m willing to give that a go too. Lots of fodder for mockery. If only there were enough votes in the Senate.
The need for a 2/3 majority in the Senate is just a quaint anacrony-ism., because the Dems have bestowed the Nuclear Option not only on Iran, but also on the Senate.
I’m willing to give DC plasma a go.
(Yeah, like that’s ‘Direct Current’ plasma for the uninformed.)
They are not fooled by Obama; they are joining with him to fool a populace that is gullible enough to believe in the integrity of public servants and the objectivity of the press.
@7 Stupidity and duplicity are not mutually exclusive. They are both stupid (have to be kind of dumb to be leftist) and duplicitous. That was my point.
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”