Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest advancement in autonomous vehicle technology…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The latest advancement in autonomous vehicle technology…
…has Dip replacing Siri.
The Latest Advancement in Autonomous Vehicle Technology…
… a golf cart that drops the presidential ball in the hole when no one is looking.
… has two roombas in the back seat making out.
… has a middle finger accessory for driving in big cities.
The Dodge RAM with Ramote control.
Fly-by-wire rims.
Voice rec-ignition (hey, someone’s probably going to trademark that one!)
…is secretly a supply vehicle for the Soylent Corporation.
…squirrel targeting.
…the laser, conveniently centered above the front license plate, takes road rage to a whole new level. There’s no wrath like AI wrath.
…counter-attack measures for incontinent birds.
…comes in a KITT.
…now the car test drives you.
…if a possum is hit the car automatically stops, backs up, then continues on it’s way.
…if a cat is hit the car is instantly disabled and a tow truck dispatched to haul it to the nearest scrapyard for “reprogramming”.
Standard bus-over-Volt protection
Vehicle will not travel to invalid addresses.
SQL’ing tires
JeepPS coordinates
The latest advancement in autonomous vehicle technology…
it automatically drives you to the GM lot and asks you to sell it.
The latest advancement in autonomous vehicle technology…
government leased vehicles have automated hard drive crashes preinstalled.
…is a union member assigned to sit passively at the controls “just in case”…
Still can’t park any better than Eleanor Holmes Norton.
Brainless drivers…oh wait, that’s not new.
The latest advancement in autonomous vehicle technology…
…it leaves the house promptly at 6:45 am for work whether or not you are in it.
#5 – in the Chevy Volt, it’s called wreck-ignition.
Grand Prix-programming.
A smooth shift from the Third to the Fourth law of robotics: no right turns at Talledega.
…allows you to drive with your head completely up your ass.
… the invention of the selfie-service station.
… dual overhead webcam engines.
…automatically assumes control when Radar Love is playing and you get white guy rhythm foot.
…keyless entry, ask HAL to open the pod bay doors to exit.
…rationally puts coffee spill free work clothes ahead of pedestrians lives.
…now with driver side ejection seat.
… A voice synthesizer for commands (Still some bugs to work out though, it keeps saying ‘kill all humans)
@26 Dohtimes – Bacon to you for the phrase “white guy rhythm foot”