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28 Facts You Might Not Know about The Munsters
In the 50’s, monster movies were a thing, and they were actually meant to be scary. The Munsters made them a laughingstock.
Makes me think we could use a comedy about Muslim terrorists, like “The Muhammads”. Feel free to pitch your version of the show in the comments.
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Cousin “I.T.,” obviously.
[Oh yeah: wasn’t that “The Addams Family”?
Oh well. It’s a cross-over.
You know how ISIS hates those.]
And now Herman Munster is the US Secretary of State…go figure
The Hand comes out of the box and does a reach around on John McCain.
Okay, I’m done.
The Burka Bunch?
Here’s a story of a dark veiled lady, who had three very marriagable nubile daughters
all of them were properly covered, like their mother. The youngest one was four.
Here’s a story of a man named Muhammed who had three more wives of his own,
each of them had three boys, training for ISIS, so they were never home.
During a fervent prayer session, Herman Muhammad conks his head and suffers the delusion that he is the U.S. secretary of state. He kidnaps and hides John Kerry, travels to Switzerland, and brokers a ludicrous nuclear deal with Iran. Nobody notices the difference, and President Obama praises the asinine plan wholeheartedly. Just as the president introduces the secretary of state to speak before the UN, Herman regains his true identity and shouts, “Death to America!” The crowd goes wild.
Grandpa Muhammad gets a visit from the Department of Homeland Security after his experimental IEDs repeatedly blow up the dungeon. He’s later hired by Hillary Clinton to maintain her email server.
…..I heard theyre remaking Mulholland Drive into Muhammad Drive. 🙁 (Executive Producer Barack Obozo)
I actually prefer Lurch as sec of state kerry. Herman Munster was too articulate to be kerry
You rang?
Ever heard of American Carol?
The hilarious and entertaining imagining of jihadi Muhammads who choose suicide bombing as their contribution to the cause.
The show documents a new Muhammad every episode as he goes through the prep, staging, and execution of his plan in the first half hour. This provides plenty of opportunities for showcasing the bungling attempts of each would be martyr, often ending with his accidental death with no collateral damage.
The second half of the show details the newly dead Muhammad as he negotiates the afterlife, which is nothing like he was promised. 70 virgins that look like Jabba the Hut, the effects of his last deed on his body following him into death, and the harsh reality of working and living with the real Muhammad and, of course, Allah.
A guaranteed laugh riot!