[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
We’re Closing in on Discovering Planet 9 From Outer Space
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Heh. Hillary = Pluto.
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Deleted from the record books. Marginalized due to intelligent recalibrations.
… Cold, desolate, devoid of even the faintest trace of humanity.
Symbolic of the underworld.
… Enough said.
Our country’s New Horizons completely bypassing it.
… Gathering interesting data, but otherwise having absolutely no part of it.
… Voyager 1: Like Hillary’s, a career launched in the late 70’s now heading towards oblivion.
Culturally linked to Mickey Mouse proceedings.
Make the Solar System Great Again!
Wait. If the sun is a giant ball of fire, how can it be tilted?