Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
“Dear Diary, Yesterday I had the most unpleasant experience pitching my new series idea “Lets go Jihading” to Harvey Weinstein…”
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
“Dear Diary. Oh can it be true? Obama gave me that sly wink, I know he did. I felt so tingly! I know he loves me, I just know it!”
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
“Dear Diary, I know she is only a goat but she could write if she really, really wnated to…”
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
“Dear Diary, No one understands me. I feel so depressed. I think I will snuggle up to a quart of Baskin Robbins Rocky Road and watch that new ISIS video with the beheading compilations, it is supposed to be quite well done…”
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
“Dear Diary, I had Abdul beheaded this morning for revealing the ending to the last season of Game of Thrones. I was going to binge watch that this weekend!”
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
“Dear Diary, Another boring day. Nothing to do, I am so bored here in Pakistan. Wait, is that the sound of Helicopters? I’ll finish this entry later.”
All work and no play makes Osama a dull boy
All work and no play makes Osama a dull boy
All work and no play makes Osama a dull boy
All work and no play makes Osama a dull boy
All work and no play makes Osama a dull boy
All work and no play makes Osama a dull boy
……
Red rum
Red rum
Red rum
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
“Stardate 88939.83 Dear Diary where is that pizza delivery guy? I called ages ago.”
…me and David Lettermens’ Top 10 favorite x-rated movies of all time are almost the exact same.
“Dog again! For Allah’s sake! I gotta marry some wives who can cook something else!”
…was that his Christmas Card list included Bibi Netanyahu.
We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the Bridge and the second hall. Frar and Loni and Nali fell there. The pool is up to the wall at Westgate. The Watcher in the Water took Oin. We cannot get out. We cannot get out. The end comes, … drums, drums in the deep….. they are coming.
Women are fine, and sheep are divine,. But iguanas are – Numero Uno!
Which actually might not have been much of a surprise.
May 1, 2011 . . . Dear Diary, It has been a pleasant day. I stayed up late to watch a movie on the DVD player. WHAT IS THAT NOI
Dear Diary, Well I’ve been hiding out here in Pakistan for five years now, and those foolish Americans haven’t got a clue.
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
“Dear Diary, Today Najwa asked if her new Burkha made her look fat. I thought to myself “Self, ain’t nothing gonna cover THAT butt and not make it look fat” but Allah be praised I abstained and said instead, “Little Goat, everything you wear makes you look PHAT, Pretty Hot and Tempting to me.” Women, Allah be praised, are so gullible. Sort of like American Liberals.”
Bin Laden’s 228-page hand-written private journal has been released. The most surprising entry…
March 31, 2011 “Dear Diary, I am so happy, 8 Oscars! That Weinstein sure knows how to make movies and such a ladies man! Allah be praised he knows what women are for!”
May 1, 2011, Dear Diary: I woke up in a cold sweat last night! I had a horrible nightmare in which I was trapped on a desert island with Hillary Clinton! All she could do was nag, nag, nag about some stupid election! I think I’d rather be dead then go through that again!
Nobody loves me, everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat some worms
Short ones, long ones, fat ones, thin ones
See how they squiggle and squirm.
Dear Diary,
Just got my Hello Kitty pajamas from Amazon with the matching gold lame pointy shoes!!! (HEART HEART!)
Whose a Slithery Sultan now?
Still waiting on my Miley downloads. A pox on my IT support team. Hey… Lightbulb!
XOXO
-The Sultan of Swinging Camels
Dear Diary,
Today, Barry Soetoro, my Muslim friend from Manchuria, suggested Al Qaeda change its name for propaganda purposes, to make us sound more friendly. He suggested the name Organizing For Allah, and that if we incorporate in Delaware, he will get Biden to waive the annual fees. It’s laughable that Americans will probably reelect this clown next year.
Dear Diary, My sweet desert blossom Hillary tells me I might be able to visit our love child Chelsea, if I only make a modest donation to her Clinton Foundation.
Yay, a Nigerian Prince wants to donate money to the cause.
I’m really enjoying the TV show The Facts of Li… who’s at the door?
Day 38. Still not the prettiest.