Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
…the state government trying to surrender to North Korea.
…a belt sander…NOT a drill.
…a 200,000 Democrat flash mob rushing to one side of Maui in an attempt to capsize it.
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
governed and run by Democrats
Same thing.
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
a large Fluke.
Sandra?
the Spanish Inquisition, which they weren’t expecting.
Michael Moore, attending a luau.
That’s no moon.
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
a bunch of Gremlins with their diabolical sabotage.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8kASEFwhUo&w=560&h=315%5D
…a gay rogue squadron of Obama drones.
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
something else because if it was being attacked by an actual nuke there would have been an emergency broadcast announcement to that effect. Wait a minute…
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
a bunch of Methodists.
a stray Donald Trump Tweet.
a hostile swarm of Liberal indignation.
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
Aliens.
someone trying to escape North Korea in a home made rocket.
something to blame Donald trump for.
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
…a government employee not thinking of the consequences of their actions. (That is everywhere, not just in Hawaii)
…caused by a new set of rules put in place to keep a previous problem from happening again.
The next set of rules will be written by llamas.
Cofefe
Actually Covfefe…..
Urkel, Saying “Did I do that.”
A new Binford power tool
DamnCat running out of tuna.
REALLY NOT FUNNY!!!
a Vogon poetry reading
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
Anthony Weiner posting pics of himself. Again.
some revenge glitching by Brenda, that chick in Accounts Receivable.
based on an anonymous tip by a party privy to a third hand anonymous account of someone’s cousin’s dentist’s sister’s ex-boyfriend’s private message text exchange with an anonymous soldier’s retelling, third hand, of a briefing held by Kim Jung-Un’s as provided in a private note seen by several people remotely assumed to have access to North Korea’s internal email system. Or something of a typical CNN sourcing for a story.
…fake but accurate.
A shadow banning gone horribly wrong.
…Nancy Pelosi describing the Trump tax benefits.
…another obese North Dakotan exploding when exposed to the Waikiki Beach sun.
…just a few sailors drinking in a bar when in sashays Aquaman.
…pandemonium in the bread aisles when the weather forecast called for a dusting of snow.
It wasn’t Kim Jong-Un’s torpedoes, but his torn speedos
Little button, Big button, wrong button.
Wo Fat.
…the Eludium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator. There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom.
…everybody really was Kung Fu fighting.
Maxwell’s silver hammer
Bacon for using a Beatles reference. 🙂
John Lee Hooker….. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
…The name Pavlov
.... it rang a bell.
an explosion in the basement cranking out phony birth certificates
Hawaii wasn’t actually being attacked by a North Korean nuke. Turned out it was…
more of a consensual thing.
Going off-topic for a moment…. why does Hawaii even have this kind of warning? It’s a nuke. There is an hour or so time-in-flight for a ICBM from korea to hawaii so figure 45 minutes best case on the warning. It’s an island, where are you going to go in 45 minutes?
That is 45 minutes of some serious zug zug time.
“Never, never, never give up!” Seriously, they’re volcanic islands; it’s probably a smallish nuke. Get in a sturdy building and hope it hits 20 miles away, or maybe even five. People survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Put some mass between you and the blast.
But what if Michael Moore isn’t handy?
He could be a shield…to ALL the islands…
…Kim Jong Un ordering “runch” but the CIA bug picked up “raunch”
It was of course, the usual suspects…Rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Obama’s old choom gang having a reunion when things just got out of hand. However, they say it won’t happen again.
At some point Basil needs to add a button to the comments that’ll list the Blazing Saddles usual suspects
That would save me a lot of typing.
a lost gooney bird.
Bugs Bunny failed at stopping Marvin the Martian from finding his Q-36 Space Modulator