I gathered together all the humor I found in all the other blogs nominated for the Best Humor Blog Award and am quoting it here. So you can judge for yourself who has teh funny.

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There you have it. I think I was pretty comprehensive but if I missed anything please let me know.
Actually a couple of the other nominees are actually kinda funny. But I obviously can’t endorse them. I want to live.
Vote for IMAO. Your life just might depend on it. I know mine does.
Update: Who’s winning? Some scrapplyfaced otter. Is IMAO in second? Sadly, not any more.
DIEBOLD!

I appreciate all the kind words and offers of condolences since my Papaw went Home.
I never heard him tell a joke, but he always had a certain wit about him. He used to tell people to look at his dog, a particular black Lab if I remember, and say “now tell me if that dog doesn’t look just like Burt Reynolds?” I believe he actually thought it did. I never saw the resemblance aside from the mustache and dark hair.
He had a way with people too. Even though he was a little old feeble man he still had the strength to lift you up when you needed it. He was a good man who left a legacy of an actual good Christian example and all that entails. His light shone 24/7.
Things I do my best to emulate.
Hundreds came to pay their respects, quite a statement in a rural Alabama county of only a few thousand.
He’ll be missed.

I heard on Rush Limbaugh yesterday that some of the Democrats are bent out of shape because some people, Rush and Bush included, call their party the Democrat Party instead of the Democratic Party. I know I do this.

I guess they want at least the idea of Democracy to be somewhat associated with them. Sell the sizzle, not the steak and all that.

But is it very democratic to dictate to others what you would have them call you? Oh, I think not. Dictatorly, that’s what it is.

But, since they want to be all democratic-like, what to call them should be decided in a democratical way.

By a vote. And vote we will. Now taking nominations. No profanity please.

What would be a good democratically chosen name for the party with the big smelly ass for a mascot?

I just noticed how many of our recent post’s titles have ended with question marks.
So I don’t appear uncertain, I am changing mine to exclamation points.

Could the crew here at IMAO make a go at a Daily Show-esque” comedic news type TV show? I can be very silly. So can most of us.
I’d love to interview me some Democrats. And I don’t necessarily mean I’d commit any violence against them by that statement. Of course I must have been thinking about violence or I probably wouldn’t have felt a need to clear that up. Anyway, I promise make a conscious effort to appear to be nonviolent.
Hey, this would be a great way to promote a book. (hint, hint Frank J)
I think maybe that it could work. I, for one, would need ridiculously obscene amounts of cash though and of course people to cater to my every whim for my amusement. I’d need my very own gravy chef. And My Right Foot would have its own closet full of shoe.
At least Jay Tea at Wizbang thinks we might could do it.
I know we’d need someone to run the cameras. And we’d all need to be better looking except for Sarahk.
I’d love to hear from the rest of the crew at IMAO on this.
I can’t decide whether to ask you What do you think, what else to demand or what else we need to make this work.
So take your pick,. and no fair saying we’re unattractive, I’ve already called that one.

This just in from MSNBC?
Is the ‘live’ poll referenced here recent?
Sadly, no.
Update: Ian at Hot Air Fell for the ‘live’ poll bit too.

We were lukewarm and were spewed out of the congress.
So, it’s time to turn on the CONSERVATIVE HEAT, BABY!!!

Are you seeing red over seeing so much blue? Here’s a real pick me up.
The next time you see someone smiling real big, y’know like their tax and spend appeasement party just won a bunch of seats in the U.S. congress.
Remind them that Lieberman won and smile a slight little smile
Then remind them Pelosi said she wouldn’t support an effort to impeach Bush. Then smile a little bigger.
And if you happen to mention Hillary Clinton supports the war, you just must might completely erase the grin off their punch-needing monkey-looking face.

The president still has this.

VETO

Lets just hope he remembers how to use it.
And where he left it.

The word I heard over and over today is change. If Democrats are elected, take the house, senate, governorships, then the American people want change. A vote for the Dems is a vote for change. I guess that very well may be the case.
Because more than likely after the new taxes, income and jizya, that’s exactly what we’ll have.
Change.

A lot of lawyers will be super busy in the morning.
No matter what.

VA- Macaca (R) is slightly trailing Weenie-taster (D).
TN – Ford (D) still looks white regardless of what ball cap he’s wearing and is facing serious trouble from Chevy (R).
FL – Foley’s (R – Freak) name is still on the ballot. His replacement, Negron (R) is winning even though his name means black in some language or another.

I guess y’all like the banner I made.

If it does get any tighter, like Frank says, I fear her cyber-endoskeleton will burst out and the machines will move forward their plan to replace the rest of us .
Another reason to vote Republican: Pro-Gun, Strong on Anti-machine Civil Rights
Update: More at Guns-n-Butter
Update: Even More at DaybyDay